Elephants
Q: How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Look for his footprints in the cheesecake.
Q: How do you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: Look for two sets of footprints side by side.
Q: How do you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close.
Q: How many giraffes will fit in the refrigerator?
A: None: there are already too many elephants in there.
Q: How do you get an elephant into a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Open the door, insert elephant, close door.
Q: How do you get 4 elephants in a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front and two in the back
Q: How do you know if an elephant is visiting your house?
A: There is a Volkswagen parked outside with 3 elephants in it.
Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a refrigerator?
A: Put 4 elephants in one Volkswagen, put four elephants in another Volkswagen, and put the two Volkswagens in the refrigerator.
Q: But two Volkswagens won't fit in a refrigerator.
A: There were two elephants in there, and a Volkswagen isn't as big as an elephant!
Q: Why did the elephant wear dark sunglasses?
A: So he wouldn't be recognized.
Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephant came up over the hill?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize the elephant because he was wearing dark sunglasses.
Posted August 21, 2001