Got Any Duck Feed?
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "no, we don't carry it." The duck says "Okay" and leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says "No." and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!" The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?" Clerk says, "No." The duck says, "Good. Got any duck feed?"
Posted August 21, 2001