Animals Think the Darndest Things
Dog: "Why do they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl?"
Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same old fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
Dog: "Why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
Goldfish: "That wimpy knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? Heck, no!"
Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
Posted August 21, 2001