Book! Book!
One day a chicken came into a library, hops on the desk, and said "Book! Book!" (Instead of "bock," if you don't get it.) So the Librarian gives him a cheap teen love novel. He leaves.
About an hour later the chicken comes in , hops on the desk, drops the book, and repeats, "Book! Book!" So the Librarian gives him a good biography. He leaves. By now the librarian is getting pretty curious, but decides to ignore it.
Another hour later, the chicken comes, does the same thing, and the librarian gives him Moby Dick. He leaves, and this time she follows him. he walks down the street, and into a swamp. In the swamp, he stops, and gives the book to a frog. The frog opens the book, and looks at it. He then says "Redit. Redit."
Posted August 21, 2001