Got Any Bird Seed?
Little Johnny walks into the general store and asks "Hey mither, got any burd theed?" (Johnny has a bit of a speech impediment) and the counter person tells Johnny to come back when he can speak a little better. About a week later, Johnny comes in again and asked in a slow deliberate voice, "Hey misher, got any bird sheed." The counter man replies "Better, but not quite there. Come back when you can talk a little better." About a week later Johnny comes in and says to the clerk "Hey mister, want to buy a dead bird?"
Posted August 21, 2001