Katies ideal world episode 1
Ah yes another beautiful wednesday morning. Have invested in a new slave today. I needed new one to do the laundry as the last one broke down. It seemed he got hold of my underware and wouldn't let go. I had to break his hand in the end to get them back. Anyway it seems the new one might be a little wild so I'll have to keep him on a lesh while I train him up. I'll have the rest of my slaves keep him in line tho I'm sure he'll catch on quickly. Anyway I have to go I'm off shopping. I had my three shopping slaves released from thier cells to carry my shopping while I'm out. I also have to remember to by a tracking device for new slave. Anyway I'm off have fun all!
Katie's ideal world episode 2
Ah yes that's nice! This new slave really knows how to give a massage. Wait! what's that noise? *Runs to window* Ahhhhhhhh! We're under attack. Wild men from outside are trying to storm our castle. 'Quick get my chainsaw slave no 1' *Takes chainsaw off slave. Runs from room to join Andrea with her stythe, Kat with big ass gun and Emma with Sully (he is dangerous honest!)* We charge out of door and start slicing up evil wild men but they just keep coming (stupid or what?). Oh no! Dark Angel is on TV soon if we don't hurry I'll miss it. Hmmmmmmmmm. I know, we'll have to use the secret weapon. Presses button for secret weapon. Holograms of naked women appear all around. Wild men are mesmerised by them and all follow them in crowds. Women then walk of cliff and we hear the crys of all the men trying to follow them (stupid twats). All is back to normal and I go back to my massage while watching Dark Angel. By the way if you want a slave let me know, I might have a few to spare. Have fun all.
Katie's ideal world episode 3
Ah another day at work. Ruling the world is so much hard work. How many times do I have to tell them that all men should be locked away and used only for breeding purposes? Why do some of my minions feel sorry for them? They bring nothing but chaos and destruction and it isn't like any of them have brains. Oh well at least I managed to pass that law which means that all men are property of the women they are bound to. Should any be found wandering the streets they are impounded until they are picked up. Oh well I'm off to relax I have two of my slaves running a bath for me. Have fun all!
Katies ideal world episode 4
Ah yes all is quiet after that last attack. We've increased security by placing a large wall of football screens around our castle to stop the wild men from getting any closer. At the same time we've been using them to produce envionmentally friendly power by attaching them to giant running machines. Naturally the screens don't work unless they're producing enough power. I really think that we should forget all other forms of power production and change to this method. Now that we've enslaved the male race we might as well use them. Oh by the way I've started a new company called "Slaves are us" If you would like a slave to do your laundry carry your shopping or for anything else you can think of then we've bred the best and most docile ones. They come fully trained and with a year breakdown cover. Should you want one please let me know. Anyway it's time for my daily shopping trip have fun all!
