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| Some of my select favourites. |
| Colorado It's just like riding a chicken. You'll remember. -Brent Ed: Dude there's a buffalo on your head. Matt: I know he kinda pisses me off. Life's just not worth livin' if you can't sing into your parmesan. -Brent It freaks me out so much it makes me Scottish. �Ed I'm trying to scare you cause I like you so much. �Deb Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken, -? (Follow up quote: Nor does it make you a dart. -Brent) Foamy Guinness brings out the klepto in you. -JC I'm wearing French pants. �Ed Arizona I'm dieing over here and you're yelling at me. -Ryan Did you beat up a lot of pirates? -Ryan Everyone wants a Kronk in their bed. -Audra Too much queso, not enough belly. -Beeson I got a hole in my sock. I don't wanna talk about it. -Ryan This music's pretty pleasant for getting my butt kicked. -Steven Those glasses say wear me and love me. -Doug Rectum? Why are we saying rectum? -Doug You're ruining my nook. -Audra I don't know why I threw that it's mine. -Doug You look stupid wearing a straw hat in the dark. -Mrs. Ackland Kansas The Crack-hemp makes it funny. -Kelly You know you're in trouble if Dick Cheney has to give you the heimlich maneuver. -C. Rackaway By the way, famons aren't funny. -Dr. L The Russians steal our markers. -Dr. L Don't worry you're safe from the FBI monkey. �Kim You screw up in life, you go to the gulag. -Dr. L It sucks not bringing my laser pointer. -Dr. L The pickle is winning. �Amy I'll puke on your cat! - Lindsay If you're gonna be like that you don't get to be in the book. - Lindsay KJ I thought of the Blues Brothers while I was in the bathroom. �KJ I want to be a sheepdog. �KJ Oh my god, my room's a disco. �KJ Never mix Kool-Aid and toothpaste. �KJ I don't wanna get all tricky with my underwear. -KJ Why is my "jam" so f'n loud? �KJ I really should quit hissing at myself. �KJ I'm the boss of the Book. -KJ My Family Gimmie the book before you start writing things down. -Mom A guy shouldn't farm with his jammas on. �Tanner, age 5 I gotta go to the dentist and get my balls checked. -Grandma Jessie You never know when you might need a slinky in bed. -Aunt Dina I'm not going backwards, I'm backing up. �Jordan, age 2 Idiots don't get Christmas. �Mom Shut up. Your face is making noise. -Mom I just got my ear caught on the dishwasher. �Mom Famous, Unknown or Random I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body. -Cartman You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet might be running loose in your pants. -Calvin & Hobbes We're creatures of the underworld. We can't afford to love. -Ziedler, Moulin Rouge What good is it to be an armed federal officer if you can't drive fast? -Tony, NCIS Ahh. The Mexicans love gum. �Letterman Of all the things to worry about...the Wookiee has no pants. -Mark Hamil Don't be alarmed. I'm just adjusting my socks. -Letterman Please don't humanize the morons around me. It makes me uncomfortable. -Pearls Before Swine |