OVERHEARD QUOTES

OVERHEARD

1. “If it wasn’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life.” – quote I heard somewhere
2. “It’s about supply and demand. I have a demand for men and the supply is all gay.” - quote from my friend Michal
3. “If you prefer high heeled shoes to women, it’s probably good for the economy.” – Professor Levenson, who teaches clinical psychology at UC Berkeley
4. “Do we have any yard sale people out there?”, “That doesn’t look like a standard-issue haircut, my friend.”, “Fiber is a word you might want to look into…that’s never happened before…since I derailed that Amtrak!”, and the last really funny thing the announcer at the Washington, D.C. capitol fourth fireworks celebration said

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