Roses are Red
Violets are Blue I
was born beautiful
but what the FUCK
happend to YOU!!%@#
Once a baby monkey asked his mother
"Mom why are we soo ugly?"
Mother replied
"thank god we look like this, you
should see the
person who's reading this MSG!!"
Once an elephant asked a camel
"why are ur tit's
on ur back?"
the camel replied
"what kind of question is that
from some one who's dick is hanging of his face!"
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained
dogs to track down Osama Bin Laden.
FBI are awaiting further orders as one of the dogs
is reading this message!
Halloween is not until sunday so take off your mask!
Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you're abusing it.
Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either
God made mountains, God made trees, God made (name), But we all make mistakes!
Humor jokes:
I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U laugh I laugh.U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... I laugh again
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat ,
idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat,
seconds cat! Now read it without the word cat!
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the
evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night
I do not sleep because I am hungry.
When i look at the sun i see you! when i look at the moon i c u!
when i look at the sea I see you... well get out of my way!
