6 (vs Eastbourne 15/05)
1. Kim Minot
2. Aaron Russell
3. Steve Anslow
4. Mark Ainsworth
5. Ashley Gardner
6. Andrew Ransom
7. Andy MacAvoy
8. Nick Corcoran
9. Mark Fitzgerald
10.Jason Wright
11.Keith Bowman
12.Chris Story
14.Brendan Dempsey
15.Roger Wilson
15
6
12
15
12
17
16
11
11
17
14
16
15
14
0
0
3
1
1
0
0
0
1
2
3
11
18
1
0
1
0
0
1
0
1
1
2
1
1
0
1
3
0
0
1
1
1
4
2
2
1
3
1
1
1
2
0
0
0
1
0
0
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
1
15
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Story (vs Eastbourne 15/05) - got 4
Dempsey (Vs LH Sangham 29/05, vs LHC a 03/07)
3-5(vs Miramar 10/07)
6-0 (vs Eastbourne 15/05)
0-3 (vs Wainiu Undertakers 12/06)
Dempsey 18, Story 11, Sweaty 4, Geeza 3, Anslow 3,
Darren Anderton (Injury of the season): Geeza for chicken legs
Pele (Golden Boot): Dempsey (110%) 18.
Andrew Cole: (Best miss of the season): Macca vs LH Sangham
Nick Ransom (Best supporter): JJ
Arsene Wenger(Best quote): N.Monkey - 'Show us where you wee from'
Slapperz Slapperz (Player of the season): Ransom
Wayne Rooney (Rookie of the season): Wrighty
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Vinnie Jones (Hatchet man / best foul): N.Monkey (again)
Emile Heskey (Almost goal of the season): Geeza's corner kick vs Wgtn Utd
Henry (Best Goal of the season): Ains 40 yard curler vs Eastbourne
Wallace & Grommet (Most/best Vomit): Fitz - most games hungover!
Peter Shilton (Milestone capped Slapperz): Ransom (17), Story (77)
Patrick Vierra (Midfielder of the season): Wrighty
Mike Sweet (Honoury Slapperz): Jock, Bartz, Pete Mac, Sam, Macca, Tom, James.
Dion Dublin (Most versatile Slapper): Krusty
Bunch of A*se (Missing in Action): Aza
Rio Ferdinand/Ray Parlour (Best transfer fee/long service): Ash -undisclosed!
Caligia (Best Ref): JJ
Alan Shearer (Total commitment): Steve-o -playing day after his nipper was born!
Girliest Shoes: Story - Those poxy blue basketball style, plimsol things!
Jeckel & Hyde: Macca - just scary man!
Steve McClaren (best support) - Fitz - good work fella!
Geeza's corner kick (vs Wgtn Utd 01/05)
Dempsey's volley over the 'keeper from a Story through ball (vs LHC A 17/04/).
Ash's solid header (from a Geeza cross) - (vs Miramar Rangers 24/04)
Ainsworths 30 yard knock into the top right (vs Eastbourne 15/05)
Wright's individual goal (vs Wainiuomata 22/05)
Steve-o's leaping header (vs Sixer 7/8)
Dempsey clear on goal and put it wide right of the keeper (vs Miramar Rangers 24/04).
MacAvoy for 4 yeards out (vs LH Sangham 29/05)
N.Monkey 2 yeard 50p headed, Anslow 2yeard of the bar (vs LHC A 03/07)
(vs Uni Legends 10/04/04)
The Monk (vs Eastbourne 15/05)
Bartz, Mezza, Paul (Sixers), some keeper from Sixers, Ashby, Glenn Miller, Pete Mac, Sam
5(vs Miramar 10/07)