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SEASON 2003
Most goals scored in a match:
9-0 vs University B (05-04-03)
No   Name
1.  Kim Minot
2.  Phil Springford 
3.  Steve Anslow
4.  Mark Ainsworth
5.  Ashley Gardner
6.  Pete Ashby
7.  Andy MacAvoy
8.  Nick Corcoran
9.  Mark Fitzgerald
10.John James
11.Keith Bowman
12.Chris Story
14.Brendan Dempsey
15.Shane Prince
16.Toby Rowe
17.Simon Garrett
Pl
15
11
13
15
14
12
15
15
15
6
11
17
15
7
3
6
GS
2
0
1
0
3
6
1
6
12
1
4
9
20
0
0
1
Sub
0
3
1
1
1
1
2
2
1
1
2
1
1
0
1
1
Motm
1
1
3
0
1
2
1
3
1
0
1
1
2
0
0
0
Ref
0
1
0
0
1
0
0
1
1
2
5
2
0
0
0
0
Kpr
15
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
0
2
0
0
Vom
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Hatricks:
Fitz vs Inter (03-05-03 - won 6-2)
Dempsey vs Wgtn Utd (31-05-03 won 6-0).
Dempsey vs Univeristy (07-06-03 - won 5-3).
Highest scoring match:
9-0 vs University B (05-04-03)
Biggest Win:
9-0 vs University B (05-04-03)
Biggest Defeat:
1-6
(vs Wainiuomata 17-05-03)
Top 5 goal Scorers:
Dempsey (20), Fitz (12), Story (9), Nick (6), Ashby (6).
The Baltzli's 2003
Best 'Almost'Goal of the season so far:
Geeza's 40 yard chip which hit the crossbar (vs Inter 03-05-03)
Fitz's run through the defence which Mike made off-sdie (vs Uni Stallions 26/07/03)
Pat Jennings (Save of the season):
Monk
, saved us a shit load of times. Any one of the great saves made against Wainui in Wainui when we wasted them 4-1. Kim sliding save Vrs Wainui great stuff. The Monk vs. Wellington United (first round). Saves against Wainui of which he won the MOTM awards, especially first half ones. Monk vs. Wainui (possibly won us the match!)

Darren Anderton (Injury of the season):
JJ
, what a shocker, even an ambulance  game 4-5 Vrs the Indians KP 3 (JJ asked Nick to call him an ambulance, nick replies �you�re an ambulance John�). JJ (asking for an ambulance even before hitting the ground!). John James without doubt. Easy - that was either you or John. JJ - Was a raspberry to begin with though

Pele (Golden Boot):
110%
,110% Dempsey, Dempsey  great touches, miracle header at KP.  Not sure if it's arrogant to nominate yourself?!? (ever the gent & set up loads)

Andrew Cole (Best miss of the season):
� Dempsey
- a few times might I add! One vs. wgtn utd. Dempsey against the Indians. Dempsey vs. the Indians, blazing over the top from 2 yards out. Dempsey ( north wgtn pen the table winner)

Wallace & Grommet (Most/best Vomit):
� Phil
- Only one I know of.  must be Phil - I notice a 1 next to his name for vomits.

Nick Ransom (Best supporter):
Jeff Rowe
, Toby�s old man went to pretty much every game, took photos for our website and joined us for a beer afters � what more could the Slapperz ask for!


Arsene Wenger(Best quote):
John James
on how he would be able slot into the centre mid position.Sol Campbell (Defender of the season):
Steve, Steve, fantastic defence and a never say die attitude, Steve, Steve, Steve (for consistency)

Slapperz Slapperz (Player of the season):
Dempsey
, Dempsey wicked goals, but great composure. Dempsey lifted the team, 110% work rate, great attendance, made the odd suggestion at half time after everyone else had there say, which was always bang on, won us  important games, and never lost his rag despite being butchered sometimes.

Wayne Rooney (Rookie of the season):
Fitz
, Fitz, great goal effort, big midfielder (1st 100kg Slapper), great distribution and all round Slapper.

Vinnie Jones (Hatchet man / best foul):
� Nick
, take your pick. Any one of Nick�s brilliant chops followed by the sincerest of apologies. Anything by Nick. Nick the dodgy bugger most games this season. mine in the box on the Wgtn fella,(that went unpunished).

Heskey (Almost goal of the season):
Gezza's
"crossbar" vs. Uni Inter. A Beckham-esque effort that just went over the bar.

Henry (Best Goal of the season)
Dempsey
the diving header at KP from 15-18 yards out, MAGIC!, Or Dempsey's drive against Brooklyn (that was impressive) Dempsey�s diving header vs. stallions.

Andrew Cole (Best miss of the season):
� Dempsey
- a few times might I add! One vs. wgtn utd. Dempsey against the Indians. Dempsey vs. the Indians, blazing over the top from 2 yards out. Dempsey ( north wgtn pen the table winner)

Wallace & Grommet (Most/best Vomit):
� Phil
- Only one I know of.  must be Phil - I notice a 1 next to his name for vomits.

Nick Ransom (Best supporter):
Jeff Rowe
, Toby�s old man went to pretty much every game, took photos for our website and joined us for a beer afters � what more could the Slapperz ask for!

Peter Shilton (Milestone capped Slapperz)
Story
61 Slapperz appearances (played all 2003 games)

Patrick Vierra (Midfielder of the season)
Ash
� hard working, adaptability, strong in the challenge

Mike Sweet (Honoury Slapperz)
Mike Tohill, Bart, Martyn, Gendall, Pete, Davy Holmes, Peter
Goal of the season so far:
Fitz's20 yard blinder to lob the keeper (vs Stokes Valley 26/04/03).

Story's impossible angle (vs Island Bay 21-06-03)

110% Dempsey's diving head (vs Uni Stallions 26/07/03).

110% Dempseys goals from nothing x2 (vs BNU 16-08-03).
Miss of the season so far:
Fitz's10 yard blinder to lob the car park (vs Wainuiomata (19-07-03).

110% Dempsey's chip well over the bar after beating the 'keeper and a defender (vs Wgtn 02-08-03)

Geeza's fail to strike in a one on one with the 'keeper (vs BNU 16-08-03)
Clean Sheets:
Monk vs University B (05-04-03)
Monk vs Nth Wellington (12-04-03)
Monk vs Island Bay (19/04/03)
Monk & Thieving Shane vs Wgtn Utd (31-05-03).
Monk vs Island Bay (21-06-03)
Monk vs Stokes Valley (28/06/03)
Monk vs Uni Stallions (27/07/03)
Monk vs Wgtn Utd (02-08-03)
Honoury Slapperz: Davy Holmes, Bart , Mike Tohill, Martyn, Pete, Mike Gendall
Vomits:
Springer-1st Preseason Kick About
Most goals conceeded in a match:
6 (Wainuiomata 17/05/03)
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