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Position: Keeper Squad No: 1&16 Seasons: 2005-2008
Clubs: Waterside Karori (Slapperz)
Comments: Head the Special people list with the ability to take on any form. Great in goal for being a goalpost. Is currently in a take-over bid to buy out the Dominion Post so he can build the biggest paper mache giant squid (Architeuthis Dux). Has a great sense of humour (hence his usual appearance).
Position: Right Full-Back Squad No: 2 Seasons: 2006-2008
Clubs: Waterside Karori (Slapperz)
Comments: Came runner up at 4th form egg and spoon race. His grandad bought the first model T Ford to NZ and also designed the first bus lane. Jase followed in his footsteps with the Wgtn Bypass, which has mixed reviews. Can levitate though and throw a cricket ball at 185km.
Position: Centre/Full Back Squad No: 3 Seasons: 2003-2008
Clubs: Waterside Karori (Reserves, Wanderers & Slapperz)
Comments: Steve is the movie star of the team with appearances in 'Ghost' (Patrick Swayze's stunt bottom), 'Legends of the Fall' (Brad Pitt's stunt bottom) and more recently King Kong (King Kong's stunt bottom). Steve-O can run 100 metres in 10.2 seconds and has ripped open a great white shark's jaws with his bare hands!
Position: Left Midfield Squad No: 4 Seasons: 2007-2008
Clubs: Waterside Karori (Slapperz)
Comments: Hull's answer to Perry (tin-tin) Groves, Beggy is another Northern Monkey. In 1999 he jumped 12 double decker buses on a Yamaha keyboard whilst being towed by Eddie Kid. His crazyness for danger has resulted in many broken bones and appearances on Jackass. Plays the alpine horn!
Position: Left Full Back/ Midfield Squad No: 5 Seasons: 2005-2008
Clubs: Tamatea Tigers, Stocklake FC, Naenae, Waterside Karori (Slapperz)
Comments: The funny one! Was rated in the top 50 comedians last year and wrote the scripts to The Office and Borat. Trained as a ninja whilst living in Osaka, Japan and can catch darts 'even if you really throw them hard at him' Has a flip side and as he quotes ...If you mess with the bull...you get the horns!
Position: Centre back Squad No: 6 Seasons: 2008
Clubs: Upper Hutt, Waterside Karori (Slapperz)
Comments: Oldest Slapper and holds the record for having the most passports. Makes those rulers that show annimation when you move them up and down, though made his fortune after inventing a fishing lure for bluenose. Name similar to the fella that wrote Dracula, though the irony is he's actually werewolf that feast on pukekos.
Position: Centre Midfield Squad No: 7 Seasons: 2001-2002, 2003 (part of), 2007-2008
Clubs: Wairarapa Utd, Colombo Lions (Sri Lanka), Waterside Karori (Slapperz)
Comments: The Unspecial One (but we took him under our wing) Ermm..One of the youngest Slapperz running around at the moment after a 4 year sabbatical he's returned to don the famous Slapperz shirt again. Ermm...forms one half the Slapperz engine room (aka our central midfield) where he normally clocks up a few km's during the 90 minutes....hell of nice guy though!
