| *Length of time Karma has been together as of March 22, 2002,11:59 P.M., Central Daylight Time: 2 years, 8 months, 1 week and 1 day. *Number of ex-members: Six. Belinda Babinec, Josie Dykas, Dava Krause, Mike Stark, John Stroll, Colleen Klein and Kiersten Something. *Where Karma began: The Gallery Cabaret * Where Karma ended: Tonight. Here. WNEP Theater. 3/22/02. * Estimated number of cigarettes John Polo has smoked since joining Karma: 43,800 (That's over $2000.00 spent on a speedier death.) *Estimated number of cleanings of Chris Pence's favorite pipe: 156 *Easiest way to make Belinda Babinec angry: Smell her turkey *Most often used excuse to do something illegal: "Were going tot he ATM machine." *Incidents of real crises: 78 *Number of manufactured crises: 3,248 *The worst scene Karma ever performed: "Guess Who Came Out at Dinner" *The best scene Karma ever performed: "The one I wrote," according to each member *Estimated number of hugs received individually from Maria Medrano: 137 *The most fun place to perform: The Melting Pot Coffeehouse *The least fun place to perform: The Milkpail *Estimated damage in dollars that S�nday Cole & Mike Stark caused to The Melting Pot: $2000.00 *Number of times Maria Medrano has said the words "shit" "man" and the phrase "you know": 30,245 *Member who used the most props: Aaron Marshall *Member who used the least amount of props: Dan Moskal *The funniest forgotten line: "Hey y'all, give it up for Shamu the Jew." *Karma's original group name: KARMATUSUITYA *Audience member most responsible for us having any audience at all: Bridgid Higgins *Estimated collective dollar amount spent on Golden Tee golf game: $250.00 *The worst audience in three years: The Milkpail *The best fucking audience that we would all love to take home and suck off: The Southsiders! *The best storyteller: Dava Krause *Number of new pieces of furniture in Dan Moskal's apartment: 1 *Total number of pieces of furniture in Dan Moskal's Apartment as of this writing: 2 *Most worn out phrases during rehearsals: "Don't pooch the joke" & "I'm sorry I'm late. . ." *The one time member who was fascinated by puppets: Colleen *The Longest E-Mail John Ever Received From Dan: January, 28 2002--Woo hoo, we finally have a contract. It's $200 a night and we need a $400 security deposit, the details should be in the contract. It's a .bin file which my computer can't open, but Aaron could. Hopefully your computer is configured properly to view it. If it is, then it would be great if you could print copies up at work. Talk soon. --Dan *Number of times Chris Pence's car was stolen: 1 *According to Mike Stark, the number of minutes that audience laughter will add to every scene: 5-10 *Coolest rehearsal space: Colleen's roof *Number of asses that will be kicked if we forget about each other: 50 (Five members multiplied by 10 ass-kickings each) *Number of regrets we should take away from the time we were together: 0 *Estimated number of beers that will be drunk tonight: Too few |
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