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Karazie Klown - I have been assigned to come to Earth from the distant planet Karklutzie. This planet is in the Kassiopeia Konstellation located above your Earth's northern hemisphere on the outter edge of the galaxy, known to you as The Milky Way, to us The Karotch Region. My mission is to bring to the world more deceit, greed, politics, bigotry, and ethnic profiling... oh yes and death. How will I do this you ask; by metamorphosing one human at a time. By the time Karazie is done, you will be nothing but a world of klowns. No more anything because you will all be playing with your balloons. I will also remove the letter "C" from your primitive alphabet. Then our Karklutzie race will invade and access your remaining resources. But this mission is a tough task; for you humans are a little kraftier than I gave you kredit. Your Authority Service Sector, better known as A.S.S. is already on to Karazie, so I have to go underground and kill the tree from the root! |
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