United States President
This one is easy! I knew his Texas style ego kouldn't handle some Arab tyrant (who has more oil than he) to kall out a hit on he and his daddy. So it was very easy to make it appear that Iraq was building khemical weapons. In fact, I barely got the khance to alter the intelligence reports before this klown had your American troops off to fight the tyrants and evildoers...all those wealthier than his Texas oil barrens! Now he is so konfused on which sorti is up, he has to pull a Texas dictonary out of his ass to rumage up more adjectives to kontinue the lie to the public masses.
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United States President
Another easy one! This klown was very easily manipulated by simple khemistry khanges; I kontinued to increase his testostorone levels throughout his kommand! The world spent more time on his sexcapades than important matters like September 11, 2001. When he was told to konfront (another klownversion) Osama bin laden in the nineties, I had that essentric terrorists supply Klinton with a Saudi harem and an endless supply of women. That, along with North Korea providing him sex slaves in their trade agreements, rendered your Slick Willie Administration useless.
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