!!! FUNNY SMS !!!

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When u smile the world smiles with u.
When u r down people'll rally behind u but... when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

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If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME...

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Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you? Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care...

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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling,
but I realised that loving a friend is even better,
v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.

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A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

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Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.
Love is like perfume, spread it.
Feelings are like flood, flow it.
Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it...

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Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don�t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

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me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

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Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves.
It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.

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I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

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Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.
But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!

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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles...

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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

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I�ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I�ll give u two kisses to dream.
I�ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me...

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In da mornin I don�t eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don�t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don�t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don�t sleep coz Im hungry ...

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One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!

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I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar.
I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

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Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

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Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.

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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life�s journey we became friends!

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Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,
juttiyan tumhain parein aur kartoot mere ho!

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Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again

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Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals?
A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot,
bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

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If I ever go for a brain transplant I�d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

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Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service.
Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others.
Thank You.

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A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

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Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

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When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
1 u wish to kill
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u ?

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My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

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