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***************************************************************** When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r down people'll rally behind u but... when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u! ***************************************************************** If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME... ***************************************************************** Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME! ***************************************************************** Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care... ***************************************************************** I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better, v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends. ***************************************************************** A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts. ***************************************************************** Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it... ***************************************************************** Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don�t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived. ***************************************************************** me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me. ***************************************************************** Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore. ***************************************************************** I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT. ***************************************************************** Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death! ***************************************************************** Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart! ***************************************************************** If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles... ***************************************************************** Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets. ***************************************************************** I�ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I�ll give u two kisses to dream. I�ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me... ***************************************************************** In da mornin I don�t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don�t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don�t eat coz I think of u, at night I don�t sleep coz Im hungry ... ***************************************************************** One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART! ***************************************************************** I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. ***************************************************************** Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end. ***************************************************************** Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things. ***************************************************************** Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life�s journey we became friends! ***************************************************************** Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho, juttiyan tumhain parein aur kartoot mere ho! ***************************************************************** Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again ***************************************************************** Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons! ***************************************************************** If I ever go for a brain transplant I�d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used. ***************************************************************** Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You. ***************************************************************** A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt. ***************************************************************** Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho. ***************************************************************** When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of 1 u wish to kill Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u ? ***************************************************************** My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful. ***************************************************************** *********************************************** ***************************** |
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