What is it like being a Counselor at Kamp Kemperman?
Oh, if only it was that easy. Counselor Rain & Jr Counselor Eric have it made...I do EVERYTHING! I am the Groundskeeper, the Captain, the Grill Seargeant, the Handyman, the Parking Attendant, the Bartender, the Life Guard, the...[trailing off].
Don't Counselor Rain & Jr Counselor Eric do anything?
The both always say that they are busy, but I don't see it.
As the Kamp Kemperman Groundskeeper, can you name all of the plants & trees that are on the Kamp Grounds?
No. I can tell you the species of each of the plants & trees, but naming them is Counselor Rain's job. (She's the only one silly enough to do it!)
Are you expecting BIG things this year at Kamp Kemperman '04?
Nothing more than usual...any more and someone might get arrested! We are prepared for anything though! We've even established a post of Vice Prez (President of Vice) in case anything gets out-of-hand.
Who is serving as Vice Prez (President of Vice)?
Kamper Bob, of course! If he's busy, there's less chance of something getting out-of-hand (well, other than an occasional spilled beer that might slip from his hand).
What are you looking forward to most for the weekend?
Good friends, good food, and my Sunday morning nap!
Will there be a Kamp Kemperman '05?
Oh Yeah!!!! As long as the Kamp Lodge is standing and the Beach has sand, there will be Kamp Kemperman!
Are we done here? I gotta go check the temperature of the beverages in the mini-fridge behind the bar! [walking away] |
