SimpHomer03

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if it's speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The bus that couldn't slow down."

Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony.
Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.
Millicent: Our ponies start at five thousand dollars. Cash.
Homer: Isn't there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?

"Marge, quick, how many kids do we have have? No time, I'll just estimate. 9!"

"Oh my god, this man's my exact double! And that dog has a puffy tail. Hee hee hee. Here puff! Here puff!"

Billy: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

"If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

Bart: You know, Grandpa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.
Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab.
Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grandpa smells like a regular old man, which is more like a hallway in a hospital.

"You know that little ball you put on the aerial so you can find your car in a parking lot? That should be on every car � And I want a horn here, here and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play 'La Cucaracha.'"