Q. How do you confuse a bank teller?
A. Give him a bag of M&M’s and tell him to alphabetize them.
Q. Why is a BMW a banker’s favorite car?
A. Because he can’t spell Porsche.
Q. What’s the difference between Xerox and the Titanic?
A. The Titanic had a band.
Q. What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A. A dependent Claus.