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FAQ
What the HELL does your title mean?
Ah, interesting question. However, I do believe that many people know already. Not because
they are intelligent. Not because they are just geniuses when it comes to vocabulary. Not because they read a lot. But because I TOLD THEM. Well, in case I didn't tell you, here it is: Steph's Overly Sufficient and Humorous Yet Harshly Abrasive Speech of Feelings of Exagerrated Emotion and Gibberish With Statements That Don't Follow Logically From What Precedes It
Why are you doing this?
To be honest, I'm doing this mostly for my friends. My friends, who, like me, don't have lives and because they don't have lives, they are bored VERY VERY easily. Ever had one of those friends who IM you and go "I'm bored." Right. This site is for those friends. So now they have somewhere to go to if they wanna spend 10 minutes of their boredom surfing through my...stuff.
What are hot dogs made of?
Well now. This is a tough question. It is made up of pig feet and chicken fat. You don't believe me? Fine. You shouldn't. I lied.
Why is Trix just for kids and not for rabbits?
Man...this question has stumped even the people who create the commercials. I believe they are lying. Trix CAN be for rabbits...but what kind of parents of children want to see their kids eating RABBIT cereal? Right? Personally, I think that they SHOULD let that rabbit get some goddamn Trix. How wrong is it that he is on the box of the stupid cereal, and he can't eat it? He should file a lawsuit. If that doesn't work, then that rabbit should just find another cereal. Trix isn't that great anyway. Their fruit shapes don't even taste like the fruit they're supposed to be. I mean, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?? Now...Cocoa Puffs is good. And look. The chocolate balls look the same, and they taste the same. That's quality cereal.
M&M's melt in my hands even though the commercials say they don't. Does it melt in your hands or am I just defective?
Yes. M&M's do melt in my hands. They melt in my mouth, too. Their slogan isn't completely fake. Gotta give them credit for that. Oh goddamn, now I gotta wash my hands.
I just got AOL. How do I use it?
What are you, stupid? AOL is so easy, no wonder it's #1.
What is a good question?
That's a good question. No, wait. It isn't. Pass.
Really, what is a good question?
Now THAT is a good question. I think that--Hey! Is that you again? GET OUT OF HERE!
Butterfingers aren't very butterfingery.
See now THAT'S a good question. It's--wait, that's a statement.
What's your favorite candy? Was that a good question?
STOP IT WITH THE FRIGGIN GOOD QUESTIONS! And my favorite candy at this time would be Reeses Peanut Buttercups.
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