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| Dear Relena Recently, I received an anonymous note telling me that unless I gave myself in to the proper authorities and stood trial for my crimes against humanity, I would be killed in a nasty way. My original plan of action was to buy something sharp and poke my aggressors to death, but is there another way? After reading about you and your pacifist ideals, I wonder whether or not it would be better to turn myself in. I am nine years old, and I live in Eurasia. Please help, before I decide to destroy the world! -Muffy |
| Dear Paolo, As I am so great, I have a simple answer to your question. Now, I have a special device, in fact it's a creature, which I will explain to you in amoment, whcih helps me to find something wherever it is. The thing my creature is programmed to find, is actually a person, Heero Yuy, although I only need the creature because Heero is so cute and adorably silly and gets lost quite often - he's always trying to get to me but he never seems to manage... Anyway, what I have is a "Heero-Finder (cackle)". Heero-Finder is a crow/raven/rook, I'm not sure which, anyway he finds Heero for me and picks him up by the vest and brings him to my castle! OK, so here are instructions for getting your own Heero-Finder, or, Paolo's-Brother-Finder (cackle). Find a crow/raven/rook (a strong hen would probably do...) Tie it up and tell it, sternly, that if it doesn't find (show picture) it will have to spend twelve (no more and no less) decades looking at you. (It worked like a charm - the poor thing didn't want to be reminded of how ugel...ug...horrible it looked compared to me...) Anyway, then untie it and to start it say "Fly, (insert-name-here)-Finder, FLLLYYYYYYYYY!!!" Cackle evilly, then sit back and wait. Relena |
| Dear Muffy I think that if you sit down and talk to those nice people and try and reason with them, after all violence isn't the answer. I'm sure if you really new these people then you would know that they are also kind and caring people, after all they are only doing what they think is best for humanity, if you show them that you are really sorry and that you have changed, then i am sure they will admit their mistake and free you, or at least let you live..i'm happy you like my ways because it s the only way forward for humanity, please don't destroy the world because it is such a wonderful place, except for people like Duo Maxwell, who ruin it for all of us!!! Relena |
| Dear Relena, You're pathetic, your pages sucks. I'm sending Charlie to kill you right now. Don't run, because you must die! Yours Sincerely- A Friend of Yaoi |
| Dear Afoy, Isn't this nice of me? Replying to your mail even though you weren't very nice, and look! I made a nice nickname out of the first letters of your ID, Afoy. Isn't it sweet and peaceful? Anyway, you don't seem to understand that I can never be killed, because Heero will always protect me, he loves me! He loves me a lot, and would never let anyone hurt me. I know this because he always tells me himself in Heero-language (although to the un-Heero-trained ear this sounds like 'I'm going to kill you') and because I am not dead at this precise moment, which is why I am managing to write this without the aid of a psychic medium to convey my wishes from beyond the grave. I am sorry that your attempt was unsuccessful, and may I suggest employing Duo? He hates me a lot more than Charlie does, although it is a close thing... ...and I really can't understand why you all hate me anyway, I'm a lovely, kind, beautiful, generous, modest person. Yours Sincerely - Relena Peacecraft |