| Just a few thoughts: |
 |
| This is where I'd like to post a few things my friends said that have really made me think. So, if you'd like to hear the thoughts of a few kids from sweet, cozy New England, pull up a chair and read on. |
|
| 1. Fact: Being on the internet will tie up your phone line. So why is it that people, when calling you later, will ask, "Were you on the phone earlier?" Gee. What tipped you off? The busy signal, maybe? That's usually what a busy signal signifies, that someone is on the freaking phone! Oh, was that jump of logic too much for your poor, widdle, underdeveloped 'mind' (and I use the term loosely) to handle? Ask a stupid question!... (From Jess) |
|
| 2. Men who talk to breasts. What, do you think if you stare long enough they'll talk back? It ain't going to happen! They are mammary glands. We use them to feed our young. What the hell is so great about them? Hell guys, if you're fat enough, you've got a pair of your own. Do you stare in the mirror and talk to them? If you see a man with boobs, do you look him in the eyes when speaking to him? Get over it! They are sacks of fat covered in flesh! Think they're sexy now? (Jess, again!) |
|
| 3. Clones. You know what I'm talking about. Those people who have no individuality whatsoever. The ones who, when walking into a room, cause the theme song from the Patty Duke show to pop into your head. "They walk alike, they talk alike...". They dress the same. They 'think' (again, I'm using the term loosely) alike. It's like they are their own race. Good to see Hitler's work lives on, isn't it? Come on people, stop the insanity! (Jess-beast) |
|
| 4. "Boy Bands". N'Sync, the Backstreet Boys, 98 degrees, and many, far too many, more. I suppose this could be listed under clones as well. These "groups" are so terribly disgusting... Some days the only thing that saves me from madness are my Metallica CDs. It is not possible for me to convey how wretched these bands are. It is beyond words. The only thing that brings a smile to my face when thinking of these so-called 'stars' are my predictions for their futures. At least two of them will be found having gay sex, whether with each other or gender-benders, I'm not sure yet. This will lead to heartbroken pubescent girls (see: "clones", above) killing themselves. Hurray! Out of guilt, the band members will commit suicide too. At least three more will turn to drugs and violence. 2 will be shot down. Others will become burly tattooed men nammed "Bubba". The rest will be sent to an old age home, where they will sit and recall their "glory days" to each other. (And Jess. Again.) |
|
 |
|