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| 1. First on our list for today: Ball Busting Bitches. I think you know what I'm talking about. These women are nothing more than herpes on the genitalia of society. It's not as if they're contributing to society! If they were weeding out asshole men, that would be one thing. The assholes and the bitches could live together in wedded misery. But instead, they snatch up the few decent men. Men who are too sweet to know that these women will be their downfall! I think it is our civic duty as Americans to save these poor men from the evil that is Ball Busting Bitches. Here's the plan: Get some of those large metal meditation balls - and force-feed them to the bitches. I think it's fitting, don't you? (The Jess-Meister) |
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| 2. People who ask, "And how did that make you feel?" How the hell do you think it made me feel, moron?! I'm talking about how I was abused: "And how did that make you feel?" Let's clear one thing up, in case you hadn't figured it out yet - "And how did that make you feel?" is a STUPID question! And if I hear it one more time, I will track you down, stick very small amounts of plastique up your ass, and set them off at random times in your life. It could be 5 days from now, it could be 5 years. You'll just never know! (Jess!) |
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| 3. People who use huge fonts on their web pages. What the hell is with that?! Like the visitors are blind or something? Children, we have a name for this type of thing. It's called: a penis compensator. Can you say that? I know you can. (JESS) |
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| 4. Bible Thumpers. Stop trying to save me! I don't want to be show the light, or the way, or whatever else you may be packing! Hey, if you wanna go on to a better place, go right on ahead. I'll go to my own better place! I don't think I want to spend eternity with you anyway! Maybe that Hale-bop thing works for you, but leave me out! (Reverend Jess) |
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