Laughing Fits
Diane and I have laughed about the most inane of things during freshman year. As rediculously stupid (or drunk) as we appear,these random acts of laughter have made college great. I don't know what I would do about my stress if I could laugh as much as I have been these past few weeks. BTW, thanks Jeff.
Diane's Away Message: mike to heather: diane has random access memory. craig has random access memory. so maybe you (heather) should date craig. WHAT??? what if *i* want craig? Response to Diane's away message: No. Craig is mine. He has been reserved for me.
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cubicals
Microsoft solitare
mousepad
Elevators (duration: 30 min. resulting in abdominal pain)
wigs
sleep
Stupid guys (this includes quite a few)
drunk guys that don't look drunk
reading
procrastination
Jeff's bus pass
other people breaking up
3 AM phone callS
Love Hina (It's confusion cured my stress headache and gave Diane a headache)
away messages
piles of hair
last second changes to away messages
reactions to away messages
escorting Jeff down Lincoln Avenue
rechewing another's gum
"Oh yeah, I forgot to take my steriods."
childhood memories
plotting revenge for the death walk
"Do you (Mike) live at LAR?"
(This is the last time you shall ever see us in a tutu.)
avoiding phone calls
bliss when discovering that noone called
answering machine messages
laughing about the time we laughed about the elevator
future incidents to come
rape whistles
hair raisings
chasing squirrels
alphabet races on aim
girl-like hand writing
"Does anyone have a lighter?"
Cello & Viola
"Let's kill Adam."
Adam not knowing his girlfriend's phone number after 6 months
Adam cornered on a ledge
Adam's makeover
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