Halloween Weekend Oct. 29th 2005 @ High Dive
Halloween Weekend Oct. 28th 2005
Oct. 21th 2005 @ High Dive
Triangle Alumni party Oct. 22th 2005
Labor Day weekend 2005 @ Brothers2
Labor Day weekend 2005 @ Joe's Part1
Labor Day weekend 2005 @ Joe's Part2
Labor Day Weekend @ Brothers1
Anshul's Last party April 29, 2005
6/29/05
I've gotten so good at making porn videos, that they've decided I've got enough mad skillz to do something more than a solo act. This time I have a costar, who's your prototypical bitter net tech, but in looks. He's among the better looking ones. Anyhow, here'sthe latest production by Donna. It's not very good, we only got standard net tech pay this time. Well, expect to become lactose intolerant from the cheeze.
2/27/05 [a post earlier than the usual 2-3 month update, so be happy =)]
I now have a web journal where I'll ramble on about a few interesting events or whatever. Occasionally, there will be links to more pictures that other people have taken and hosted.
btw, like the new title pic? I couldn't hold the cup of water steady, so I kept spilling!
1/12/05
I made some updates to the site and fixed some of the broken links and added a few pictures here and there so surf through it all. You can now see what the former Allen Net Tech looks like when he voluntarily went goth. My netfiles has a bunch of other high resolution pictures that change without warning, so you guys can periodically look at those if you're bored. On another note, I'm tired of working at Steak n' Shake. Rattling off the soups of the day and looking cheerful all the time is tiresome. Most of my coworkers are either mexican or waiting for their criminal record to be erased so they can join the air force. One of them has parties every Friday and Saturday where they smoke pot, drink, and play halo. He invited me to drop by, but I opted to hang out a friend instead, which proved to be the better choice. ;) He said his party ended up being boring anyways.
9/26/04
Ok, so I lied. I'll probably never post that poll since college has started, but I have started working on a webpage that includes Mummert's commentary. It will be up by the next 2-3 month update. I hope. Anyhow, here's a pic of me in ethnic Indian dress and some of my Indian friends. We went to an event at the Union called Garba. I was like one of 3 east asians at that dance, but I had a BLAST!!! My calves were sore for 3 days afterwards, and my shoulders were sore for a week! I'm so going to Garba again next semester!
6/16/04
After being questioned about updates, I felt guilty and decided to add another regular 2 month update. This summer has been a bit strange and relaxing...Strange in the sense that the people I often hang out with now aren't the ones that I hung out with alot in high school. My jolly good friend Mummert just updated his commentary on several of his friends. It's kinda interesting, particularly mine. It's like I've become a tamed kitty. It's almost frightning. I wanna know what the hell happened to me, so I'll be posting a poll (Once I figure out how to make one). It should be up before the next 2 month update. =) BTW, I'll keep my lime green whip just in case.
4/30/04
Here's my long awaited 2nd amateur porn video. Hopefully, I did better this time! I'm not the star of this video. I had to share the spotlight with other net techs and PCC's. Well, despite Donna's cheesy directing, I may actually have a life next year if the residents remember all this stuff.
2/29/04
Check out my first amateur porn video! Just kidding! This is the preliminary video that shows off my dorm. It will be on a DVD sent to all the incoming freshmen in addition to being on the web. Donna Price, the lady who produced it, is the Queen of Cheese. She cut out some of my cool commentary and other things that are true, but "vulgar." It is the Virgin Vault afterall....She wanted me to call LAR the "home away from home", but I refused. She almost made me do the beginning over because I called LAR a "dorm."
Here are some other amusing videos that Donna believes to only be currently accessable to the UIUC network. Donna is my boss' boss. This goes to prove Dilbert's theory that the the CEO is the dumbest person in the company.
The Private Life of a Freshman
My Cutsy Boss, Rick
The Lab Rat
Sledgehammer to a Mac Too bad those net techs aren't around anymore, the current ones aren't as hot.
12/1/03
Once again, I have failed to find the pics of Adam the girl. I swear, I think my parents burned them or something. However, here are some more pics from my trip to Monterrey. Mi t�a, finally posted them. YAY!!!
I now have Photoshop 7.0, so hopefully I can find the time to pretty up my site and create a new background.
Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Sampson had long hair and was a womanizer
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
John the Baptist ate bugs
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
Mary Magdalene was, well you know
The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once
Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer...AND.....
Lazarus was dead!
...no more excuses now. God can use you to your full potential.
Besides you aren't the message, you are just the messenger.
