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Top Ten Least Fun Fall Traditions
- Mowing the leaves.
- Putting up all the Halloween stuff you bought on clearance last November.
- Complaining about the cooler weather after spending three months complaining about the hot weather.
- Playing golf and learning to putt around all the leaves on the green.
- Getting ready for the "Friends" season premiere where Ross and Rachel almost get together but don't.
- Blowing forty bucks in your office's NFL pool.
- Putting as many holes in your fingers as in your jack-o-lantern.
- Going to college football games at places like Duke, Indiana, and Kansas and discussing how great basketball season is going to be.
- Guessing how many games it will take for the Yankees to win the World Series.
- Catching falling leaves on your tongue.
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