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Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear During Surgery

(7/22/02)

  1. "White or Dark Meat?"
  2. "Sponge. Scalpel. Duct tape."
  3. "Hi, Dr. Nick!"
  4. "Man, this guy's blood is tasty!"
  5. "Dude! You're gettin' a Dell!"
  6. "You mean this isn't supposed to be a vasectomy?"
  7. "Where is that owner's manual?"
  8. "Oh, I hope we have another one of those in the back."
  9. "Anybody got a Junior Mint?"
  10. "CLEAR!"

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