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Top Ten Signs Baseball is Losing Popularity
- Average attendance? 7. And that's in the dugout.
- People think that a "strike out" means another cancelled World Series.
- ESPN replaces "Baseball Tonight" with "Curling Tonight".
- Average reserve outfielders are only making 4 or 5 million dollars per season.
- Teams can't afford to pay "The Chicken" as a mascot, so they replace him with "The Ostrich".
- Next season's schedule is just 162 Yankees intrasquad games because the rest of the league was contracted.
- Fans change the words to "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" to "Take Me Out From The Ballgame".
- Steroid use dips to only 70% of the players.
- People are staying home and going to bed early so they can wake up at 1:30 a.m. to watch World Cup soccer matches.
- No matter where you watch a game, it feels like Montreal.
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