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Top Ten Signs You've Watched Too Much Soccer
- You start waking up at 1:30 a.m. without the alarm.
- You've learned to operate the TV remote with your toes.
- You think of a speeding ticket as a "yellow card".
- Your entire Spanish vocabulary comes from watching the World Cup games on Univision.
- While playing baseball, you keep breaking ribs trying to chest the ball instead of just using your hands to catch it.
- In basketball, when you make a shot to tie a game, you call it "the equalizer".
- When someone asks you to pass the salt, you push it over with your head.
- When your kids lose their toys in the neighbor's yard, you tell them they can only bring them back in at the corner.
- You won't touch anything in your house with your hands unless you are in a particular room.
- When you finish mowing the lawn, you yell "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"
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