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Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Might Be a Jedi
- Goes everywhere in a dark brown robe.
- Uses a light saber to trim his hedges.
- His hobby is building excessively polite robots who speak with a British accent.
- Uses The Force instead of a garage door opener.
- When you go over to complain about his loud music, he just waves his hand and calmly says "You don't want to call the police about this".
- Always listens to pod racing on the radio.
- When he needs to work on the roof, he just jumps up there.
- He takes all his vacations on Dagobah.
- At his barbecues, he uses his light saber as a bug zapper.
- Says his funeral will be called "Episode III".
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