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Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Winning the Indianapolis 500
- Attend endless protest meetings.
- Pose with your tongue sticking out when your face in being carved on the trophy.
- Thank your parents for not being named "Andretti".
- Drink some of the milk and then spit it all over your pit crew.
- Invite the 500 Festival Queen to sit on your "Victory Lap".
- Mount the Borg-Warner trophy to the hood of your regular car.
- If you're a CART driver, do dounts in Tony George's front yard.
- If you're an IRL driver, do donuts in the lobby of CART's new headquarters.
- If you're a NASCAR driver (a.k.a., Robby Gordon), wreck Dale Earnhardt Jr. in the Charlotte race.
- Get punched in the head by A.J. Foyt in victory lane.
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