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Top Ten Surprises in the New Star Wars Movie
- Erotic C-3PO and R2-D2 nude scenes.
- All the members of N'Sync get killed while they perform in a cantina in Mos Eisley.
- The Jedi attempt to assassinate Jabba the Hutt by assaulting him with a salt shaker.
- Anakin finds out that Jar Jar is actually his father.
- The character credited as "man in background" actually doesn't have his own action figure.
- Yoda is seen talking to a realtor about buying some swampland in a cozy little place called Dagobah.
- Darth Sidious unveils a one-tenth sized Sith named "Mini-Darth".
- All the clones are named "Dolly" and their battle cry is "Baa!"
- Mace Windu decides not to kill any clones because he's in a "transitional period".
- Anakin turns to the Dark Side when Amidala reveals that she is actually a man.
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