Top Ten Ways Doctors Would Be Different if they Worked Like Dentists

(4/22/02)

The surgeon would make incisions with a drill.
They would only ask you questions while the tongue depressor was in your mouth.
The doctor would tell you that you need to start bathing after every meal.
If your posture was bad, the doctor would glue wires to you and make painful adjustments to them on a monthly basis.
After surgery, you would go home wrapped in an entire bale of cotton.
When they take x-rays, you would have to contort your body to hold the x-ray film on you and hold perfectly still.
You would have to come in every six months and have your body cleaned with a gaffing hook.
Every time you got a shot, it would be in the armpit with a three-foot long needle.
You would be asked to spit periodically during surgery.
With every doctor visit, you get a free back brush.

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