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Top Ten Rejected Easter Traditions
- The Ex-Lax Easter Bunny
- Find the eggs hidden in Grandpa's pants.
- The Easter basket full of pea gravel instead of jellybeans.
- Leaving lettuce and carrots out for the Easter Bunny the night before.
- Everyone dresses up as the Easter Bunny and eggs all the houses in the neighborhood.
- Instead of "Ben-Hur", everyone watches "Been Her".
- The Easter Egg-filled pinata.
- M & M/Mars sues the Easter Bunny claiming that his colored eggs look just like peanut M & M's.
- Watch basketball, and everytime your team misses a shot, you eat an egg.
- Easter Bunny Hunt
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