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Top Ten Surprises in the New "Lord of the Rings" Trailer
- To avoid further ridicule, Merry changes his name to "Bubba".
- Sean Astin discovers two new meals between "Second Breakfast" and "Elevensies".
- A pair of Canadian hobbits are introduced and they insist that a second Ring Of Power should be forged and awarded to them.
- Gollum has been replaced by Star Wars fan favorite Jar Jar Binks.
- Saruman's forces all desert him when they discover that he is the majority shareholder of Enron.
- To earn more money, "Gandalf the Grey" has been renamed "Gandalf the White brought to you by Clorox".
- The members of N'Sync make a cameo appearance just before they are brutally slaughtered by Star Wars fans.
- Saruman becomes powerless after Gandalf cuts off his superfluous third nipple.
- Sauron reveals himself to be Darth Vader's father.
- Frodo puts on the Ring and instead of disappearing, he finds out he's just married Sam.
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