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Top Ten Excuses of Teams That Didn't Make the NCAA Tournament
- "The Chicago Bulls drafted half of our team."
- "The committee didn't look to see how high we ranked in the Sucking Percentage Index."
- "If a team can't be motivated by a possible trip to Greenville, South Carolina, then they just can't be motivated!"
- "The Big Dance? Have you seen these guys dance?"
- "Hey our players didn't come here just to play basketball! They came to get drunk and pick up chicks too!"
- "At last year's tourney, two players went blind from the reflection off of Billy Packer's head."
- "The committee wouldn't select us because we had too many Russians on our team."
- "Hey, it's either spring break on the beach with the co-eds or spring break in a cramped locker room with a bunch of sweaty guys. You make the call."
- "The chairs would be bolted to the floor, so Coach Knight didn't want to go."
- "It's way easier to win the NIT!"
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