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Top Ten Rejected Grammy Categories
(3/4/02)
Yeah, I know that Letterman has done this category, but I'm doing it again anyway.
- Best Rock Group Named U2
- Best Pop Artist Who Didn't Sing with Frank Sinatra, Santana, or Mick Jagger
- Duplicate Best Album Award For The Group Voted In Second Place by the French Judge
- Best Country Song Not Involving Divorce, Alcohol, or a Pickup Truck
- Best Performance In A Rehabilitation Center
- Best Pop Artist or Group to Get Cut Out of the Star Wars Movie
- Best Teenage Female Artist Who Actually Wore Clothes
- Rapper Arrest of the Year
- Best Shirtless Performance While Bob Dylan is Performing
- Pop Group Closest to Minute Fifteen
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