Top Ten Rejected Grammy Categories

Yeah, I know that Letterman has done this category, but I'm doing it again anyway.

10. Best Rock Group Named U2
9. Best Pop Artist Who Didn't Sing with Frank Sinatra, Santana, or Mick Jagger
8. Duplicate Best Album Award For The Group Voted In Second Place by the French Judge
7. Best Country Song Not Involving Divorce, Alcohol, or a Pickup Truck
6. Best Performance In A Rehabilitation Center
5. Best Pop Artist or Group to Get Cut Out of the Star Wars Movie
4. Best Teenage Female Artist Who Actually Wore Clothes
3. Rapper Arrest of the Year
2. Best Shirtless Performance While Bob Dylan is Performing
1. Pop Group Closest to Minute Fifteen