Top Ten Excuses To Explain Why Sarah Hughes Missed Two Weeks of School

(2/25/02)

She spent the last two weeks waiting in line at the Roots store.
She just recovered from her "treatment" after hanging out with the snowboarding team.
She is still in Salt Lake City waiting to see if the International Skating Union will award her a second gold medal.
Even though she could have attended school live, NBC decided that she should attend on tape-delay, and the school will not be permitted access to the footage.
Olympic security detained her because they thought she was that guy who keeps sneaking into the Super Bowl.
She added a "triple espresso" to her long program and didn't stop spinning for two weeks.
The Russians suggested that she should threaten to leave school because she got too many questions marked wrong on her math test.
She left her gold medal in a Salt Lake City mall and couldn't get it back until she gave the people an autographed picture of Ottavio Cinquanta.
She ate some bad salchow in the Olympic village cafeteria.
The French Skating Federation pressured her to stay away from school in exchange for better grades in drivers ed.

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