That's right, now everyone can become their own boss by collecting stamps. With his new innovation, he even went ahead to make waterproof stamps, scratch n sniff stamps, and even edible stamps. Inviting everyone to his barbeque stamp cook out, he mistakingly invited his History teacher, Mr. Snickerdoodle. He was a full fledged communist and believed in the divine right of kings.
All day, he went out of his way just to give a lowly citizen the right to eat rocks. Not just any rocks, specially neutralized radioactive one-of-a-kind specially blended with turkey!!!!! As as a reward for eating such nutritious daily supplements, Mr. Snickerdoodle graciously allowed them to have shiny pants.
One such Neo-Nazi that took up his benevolent offers was young Mr. Cable repairman. Mr. Cable Repairman was a fat woman with hair piled on the top of HER head. SHE was against all profanity, fowl language, and mad libs. One day, SHE went to the supermarket to buy herself a cup of steaming hot Mascara. When SHE was about to drink it... Mrs. Cable Repair man, who was a fat man suffering from asthma and severe hair lose due to hamburger consumption, came and ran into her. With hot mascara covering her face and giving her 3rd degree burns, Mrs. Cable Repair man finally recognized her after all these years to be gasp April VI of chainletters.
There was no mistaking the red ketchup that still adorned her face. In a frantic attempt to escape, she grabbed 20 little cartons of milk and ran off to enjoy a cup of hot chocolate. Not just any hot chocolate, it was the type of hot chocolate that stuck to the roof of your mouth and despite constant toothbrushing, it remained there for months, breeding fruit fly larvae.
