UWF Rumor Mill
By The UWF Lurker

For those who know better, most of the following are easily discounted. But for some, there is a grain of truth to the claims that have been made.

- Is Big Tobacco experiencing a money crunch? Word is that Edmond Winston IV was recently seen leaving a meeting with high-ranking bank officials with a very disappointed look on his face. Whether this had anything to do with his personal fortune or his ownership of the UWF has yet to be determined but an inside source is claiming that Winston�s commercial credit rating has been reduced for reasons unknown. Other rumors are flying about that this might be due to some previously unknown lawsuits that EW4 has quietly settled but no one has been able to produce verifiable information about this.

- The recent merger between American brewer Coors and the Canadian brewery Molson's to produce the world's fifth largest producer of suds is reportedly due to a huge increase in beer sales associated with the group of UWF fans known as "Greece". These avid followers of The Fraternity Boys are known for their consumption of beer and it is supposedly in response to this dramatic rise in demand that the merger of the two companies has taken place. Representatives for both Coors and Molson�s have, of course, denied these claims.

- Allison Ivey and Michael Augustine are reportedly considering getting into the real estate business. An athletic facility on the outskirts of Philadelphia has gone on the market and the Youngblood leaders were seen visiting the gym along with a real estate agent. A UWF insider claims that this was nothing more than mere chance as the two happened to be going for a workout at the same time as the agent. But other reports are surfacing that Augustine and Ivey may actually be interested in purchasing the building although their reasons for doing so remain unknown at this time.

- The Hands Of Death may have become, if possible, even more dangerous as Jack Black, father of Cameron Black a.k.a. Caliban, was spotted entering a training facility in which Serge Annis and Caliban were known to be working out. Jack Black was the original mentor and trainer of Annis when "The Epitome Of Evil" first began his wrestling career although the two are known to have been at odds for many years. Does this sighting mean that Caliban�s father has agreed to train the two? Or was his presence in the area simply a coincidence? No one seems to be saying.

- Alex Extreme's last disastrous foray into Hollywood seems to have been forgotten as agents from Creative Artists, the largest talent agency in the entertainment business, are alleged to have been in contact with him. Creative Artists represent performers in a wide variety of fields and any feelers that they might be extending in his direction may not necessarily be involved with the film industry. But it does seem that remnants of the bad blood between Extreme and influential movie executives have been eliminated as the buzz in Hollywood is that he might be receiving an offer to appear in a B-level action film.

- UWF lawyers are said to be frantically scrambling to sort out problems with the work permits for Jacob and Edward Drake, better known as The Privateers. As Englishmen performing in the US, the Drake brothers have never had serious immigration problems while working for the UWF. But it seems that an omission in crucial paperwork has caused an investigation to be launched. There is no word as to whether these issues will result in The Privateers being forced to leave the US but it is interesting to note that their sister, Lisa Drake, does not seem to be experiencing the same difficulties.

- With Tigress winning the Meltdown Championship, Woman's Champion Donna Tetrault is said to be considering moving into the men's division herself. Backstage gossip has it that she is actively lobbying to compete for the Rampage title as she has been overheard bragging that she could defeat newcomer Rick Marley with relative ease. The legitimacy of these claims, however, is suspect as she is also reported to be lobbying Brian McKenzie to try competing for the woman's title. This would indicate that the rumor might be nothing more than a practical joke at McKenzie's expense.

- Is "The Last American Badass" Alex Martinez struggling with a bad wheel? Throughout his career, he�s been plagued by damage to his left knee that has left him with chronic pain and a susceptibility to injury. But a recent visit by the giant wrestler to a sports clinic has some wondering whether the injured joint is finally starting to give out on him? UWF marketers continue to promote Martinez as a vital and active wrestler but observers are concerned that his career may finally be cut short by permanent damage that he's suffered over countless matches.

- Legal difficulties also troubled UWF puritan Jason Keening briefly as he was recently detained at a domestic airport by security officials. It seems that an overzealous guard mistook Keening's Native American dark skin and features as marking him of Middle Eastern origin. That error combined with the frequency with which Keening flies caused him to be pulled aside for questioning. The mistake was quickly cleared up, however, as another guard was a longtime UWF fan and recognized Keening. Following a brief autograph session with the guards, he was released and sent on his way with a minimal delay.

- "Dead End" Derek Martin doesn't seem to be a very sentimental guy these days as he is said to have turned down an invitation by his old high school to return for a special presentation of a lifetime achievement award. Martin was a three-time Colorado state high school wrestling champion but his general sense of embitterment appears to have drained away any emotional attachment he might have felt towards his alma mater. Officials at his former high school in Rocky Ford, Colorado are reported to be extremely disappointed at his refusal and may end up just sending him his lifetime achievement award in the mail.


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