Hola,
Well it's been nothing less than a whirwind week for yours truly. As we are
on the heels (no pun intended) of yet another EMWC PPV. Of course, this
isn't any normally PPV... this is the Simon Bach of PPV's! This is
SHOWTIME!
And I will be making my second PPV apperance ever. Yes, I was in the Rumble
on the last one. If you blinked you probably missed me. But this time,
there is no way I'll be missed, because this time I go for Gold! Not bad
for someone who got his 'big break' as a joke.
If it's just any more proof that I'm an actual wrestler, the World Rankings
came out and the Super Mega Star placed #23 upon the list. Hey, you have to
start somewhere.
I talk to a lot of wrestling fans in airports, bars, at shows, etc.. and it
seems there are a few questions to come up over and over. Let me address
the main two.
A lot of people out there want to know where I come up with some of my
materil... Some people have suggested that I even employ a team of writers.
Well, that's not true. The acutal trauth is that I DO have a team of
monkeys working non-stop in my basement... and I must admit, they pump out
some really great stuff. Speaking of which, the stuff they wrote for this
week's "Evening to the Extreme" is killer. So, I'd watch if I were you.
The other question I get, and this one makes me laugh, why am I in EMWC? I
guess they doubt my ability to go to the extreme with the rest of the
roster. Well, even though I am a lot prettier than most of these guys, I
can mix it up with just about anyone in any match. I hate to keep bringing
this up, but back when I was in that OTHER fed, I did work a great unlimited
ladder match against the World Champion. Even though, that did cause damage
to my knee and caused me to spend the night in a hospital, which looking
back on, I can't really remember.
So, have no fear, Simon Bach can go all out when he wants... or I guess in
this case, when he needs to.
One last thing.. I have an official website it is
http://asw.simplenet.com/simonbach so go there and check it out.
There should be more merchandise on the way.
The monkeys come up with that as well. :)
Be Fearless like your hero,
Simon Bach
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