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| WELLHUNG; I've realized that I've peed into your laundry basket. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now blindly feeling my way. |
| SWEETHEART; Mmm. Yes. Come on. |
| WELLHUNG; Ok now I'm going to put my ....... you know...... thing.......in your.......you know.............woman's thing. |
| SWEETHEART; Yes! Do it baby! Do it! |
| WELLHUNG; I'm touching your smooth bum. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm. I'm having a little trouble here! |
| SWEETHEART; I'm moving my bum back and forward, moaning. I cant stand it another second. Slide in. Screw me now!! |
| WELLHUNG; I'm flaccid. |
| SWEETHEART; What? |
| WELLHUNG; I'm limp. I cant sustain an erection. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm standing and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my willy all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. |
| SWEETHEART; No! Never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. |
| WELLHUNG; No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the bedside table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hairspray, picture frames and your candles. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. |
| WELLHUNG; I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of the candles fell against the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. |
| SWEETHEART; Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser. |
| WELLHUNG; Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! |
| SWEETHEART; (logged off;) |
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