Many online computer users engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex".  Often the fantasies get pretty raunchy.  However, as you will see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn't quite seem to get the point of cybersex!
Then again - maybe he does!!
WELLHUNG;        Hello sweetheart.  What do you look like?
SWEETHEART;    I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels.  I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect.  My measurements are 36-24-36.  What do you look like?
WELLHUNG;       I'm 6'3'' and about 20 stone.  I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just got from Walmart.  I'm wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbeque sauce on it from dinner........it smells funny!
SWEETHEART;    I want you.  Would you like to screw me?
WELLHUNG;        Ok.
SWEETHEART;    We're in my bedroom. There is soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser. I'm looking up into your eyes - smiling.  My hand works it's way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
WELLHUNG;        I'm gulping, I'm begining to sweat.
SWEETHEART;    I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
WELLHUNG;        Now I'm unbuttoning your shirt. My hands are trembling.
SWEETHEART;    I'm moaning softly.
WELLHUNG;        I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
SWEETHEART;    I'm throwing back my head in pleasure.  The cool silk slides off my warm skin.  I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing
WELLHUNG;        My hand jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.  I'm sorry!
SWEETHEART;    That's Ok. It wasn't really too expensive.
WELLHUNG;        I'll pay for it.
SWEETHEART;    Don't worry about it.  I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breath harder and harder.
WELLHUNG;        I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.  I think it's stuck.  Do you have any scissors?
SWEETHEART;    I take your hand and kiss it softly.  I'm reaching back, undoing the clasp.  The bra slides off                              my body.  The air caresses my breasts.  My nipples are erect for you.
WELLHUNG;        How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
SWEETHEART;    I'm arching my back. Oh baby I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
WELLHUNG;        I'm dropping the bra.  Now I'm licking your....you know...breasts.  They're neat!
SWEETHEART;    I'm running my fingers through your hair.  Now I'm nibbling your ear.
WELLHUNG;        I suddenly sneeze.  Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
SWEETHEART;    What?
WELLHUNG;        I'm so sorry - really.
SWEETHEART;    I'm wiping the phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
WELLHUNG;        I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you.  I drop it with a plop.
SWEETHEART;    Ok I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
WELLHUNG;        I'm screaming like a woman.  Your hands are cold.  Yeee!!
SWEETHEART;    I'm taking off my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
WELLHUNG;        I'm pulling off your panties.  My tongue is going all over, in and out, nibbling on you ....umm.....wait a minute...
SWEETHEART;     What's the matter?
WELLHUNG;         I've got a pubic hair stuck in my throat.  I'm choking!
SWEETHEART;     Are you OK?
WELLHUNG;         I'm having a coughing fit.  I'm turning red all over.
SWEETHEART;     Can I help?
WELLHUNG;         I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly.  I'm fumbling through the cabinets looking for a  cup.  Where do you keep your cups?
SWEETHEART;     In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
WELLHUNG;         I'm drinking a cup of water - there that's better.
SWEETHEART;     Come back to me lover.
WELLHUNG;         I'm washing the cup now.
SWEETHEART;     I'm on the bed arching for you.
WELLHUNG;         I'm drying the cup.  Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.  Now I'm walking back to the bedroom.  Wait....It's dark.  I'm lost.  Where's the bedroom?
SWEETHEART;     Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
WELLHUNG;         I found it.
SWEETHEART;     I'm tugging off your pants.  I'm moaning.  I want you so badly.
WELLHUNG;         Me too.
SWEETHEART;     Your pants are off.  I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing against each other.
WELLHUNG;         Your face is pushing my glasses into my face - it hurts.
SWEETHEART;     Why dont you take off your glasses?
WELLHUNG;         Ok but I cant see very well without them.  I place the glasses on the bedside table.
SWEETHEART;     I'm bending over the bed.  Give it to me baby!
WELLHUNG;         I have to pee.  I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and towards the bathroom.
SWEETHEART;     Hurry back lover.
WELLHUNG;         I find the bathroom and it's dark.  I'm feeling around for the toilet.  I lift the lid.
SWEETHEART;     I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
WELLHUNG;        I'm done going.  I'm feeling around for the flush handle but I cant find it. Uh-Oh!!
SWEETHEART;     What's the matter now?
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