| Many online computer users engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies get pretty raunchy. However, as you will see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn't quite seem to get the point of cybersex! Then again - maybe he does!! |
| WELLHUNG; Hello sweetheart. What do you look like? |
| SWEETHEART; I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? |
| WELLHUNG; I'm 6'3'' and about 20 stone. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just got from Walmart. I'm wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbeque sauce on it from dinner........it smells funny! |
| SWEETHEART; I want you. Would you like to screw me? |
| WELLHUNG; Ok. |
| SWEETHEART; We're in my bedroom. There is soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser. I'm looking up into your eyes - smiling. My hand works it's way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm gulping, I'm begining to sweat. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. |
| WELLHUNG; Now I'm unbuttoning your shirt. My hands are trembling. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm moaning softly. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm throwing back my head in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing |
| WELLHUNG; My hand jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry! |
| SWEETHEART; That's Ok. It wasn't really too expensive. |
| WELLHUNG; I'll pay for it. |
| SWEETHEART; Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breath harder and harder. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? |
| SWEETHEART; I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back, undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. |
| WELLHUNG; How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm arching my back. Oh baby I just want to feel your tongue all over me. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your....you know...breasts. They're neat! |
| SWEETHEART; I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. |
| WELLHUNG; I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. |
| SWEETHEART; What? |
| WELLHUNG; I'm so sorry - really. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm wiping the phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. |
| SWEETHEART; Ok I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold. Yeee!! |
| SWEETHEART; I'm taking off my miniskirt. Take off my panties. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out, nibbling on you ....umm.....wait a minute... |
| SWEETHEART; What's the matter? |
| WELLHUNG; I've got a pubic hair stuck in my throat. I'm choking! |
| SWEETHEART; Are you OK? |
| WELLHUNG; I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning red all over. |
| SWEETHEART; Can I help? |
| WELLHUNG; I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? |
| SWEETHEART; In the cabinet to the right of the sink. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm drinking a cup of water - there that's better. |
| SWEETHEART; Come back to me lover. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm washing the cup now. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm on the bed arching for you. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. Now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait....It's dark. I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? |
| SWEETHEART; Last door on the left at the end of the hall. |
| WELLHUNG; I found it. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm tugging off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. |
| WELLHUNG; Me too. |
| SWEETHEART; Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing against each other. |
| WELLHUNG; Your face is pushing my glasses into my face - it hurts. |
| SWEETHEART; Why dont you take off your glasses? |
| WELLHUNG; Ok but I cant see very well without them. I place the glasses on the bedside table. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby! |
| WELLHUNG; I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and towards the bathroom. |
| SWEETHEART; Hurry back lover. |
| WELLHUNG; I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. |
| SWEETHEART; I'm waiting eagerly for your return. |
| WELLHUNG; I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle but I cant find it. Uh-Oh!! |
| SWEETHEART; What's the matter now? |