| ::What I learned In London:: |
| ::That Brits have no sence of humor:: "Do you mind!? that costs 900 pounds!" "excuse me, do you know what time it is??" {Look at their watches} this is under big ben "um yes, it's ___" "Okay, thank you sir" "Ummm...yes..." she looks at her watch, looks at big ben..."You made a funny...!" ::Everyone in London is DRUNK:: "Hey...you wanna...hold my bucket?" "I got a snake skin cock for ya right here, babe" ::The "TUBE" is very useful:: "The doors won't close!" "I can't breath!" "The doors won't open now!" ::It pays to have your pimops with you at all times:: "Hey...Nice legs!"<-screamed out a limos window "will you be my girlfriend?"<-lives in germany "You're hot!" "I've got a snake skin cock for ya right here!" (again) ::The peace sign (using fingers) means many things:: VICTORY! backwards..."Go run off and have sexual intercourse with as many people as you can as quickly as you can" ::everything goes wrong when americans are there:: "out here to your right we see a car fire" "we never see car fires here" "Now to your right...we have another car fire..." 20 minutes later... "now here is the ambulance to go help at that car fire 20 minutes down the road...where no one was there...no police...no fire trucks...no people...nobody!" "Oh my God! the LIFT broke down again...3 times with our people in it..." "FIRE!" across the street from the hotel "ONE TON of weed was smuggled into london yesterday...they were caught" ::Brits LOVE amaricans:: "Are you colonial?" "yeah, and?" "it shows" Dan->"why are you so pale?? been in the closet too long? maybe it's time you came out." "If I wanted your opinion I would stab you in the face!" "I'm keeping my good eye on you" ******************************************************************************************************* with this knowlage of london...remember...STAY HERE! but if you must go...PLEASE MIND THE GAP! |
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| this is where darkwin duck lives! |
| these are the people we tortured...mwahahaha! |
| statue in london bus in background |
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| BIG BEN...we went there once...then some of us went back with video cameras and asked people for the time. |
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| ::TORTURE:: CASTRATION DEVICE-a large (or small) clampish type thing. what they did-put the "device" in fire for a bit to let it heat up. Clamp, twist, tug...riiiip! FOR THOSE WHO TALK TO MUCH-an iron clamp for the tounge what they did-heat it up in fire once again, clamp, twist, tug, rip....but even worse...they would make you eat your own tounge TORTURE FOR TRATORS-first you would be dragged to the gallows. There you would be hung...but they would make sure to put the knot at the back of your neck so you don't die right away. You could hang there for days. (it the knot is at the side of the neck you're neck will break and you will die right away) Then right before you die, they cut you down and cut your stomach. They pull out your guts and BURN them right in front of your face. If you passed out from the shock they would dump water on your face and wake you up. They would keep waking you up until you were finally dead. |
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| London Dungeon Brian, me, merril, chrissy, sarah, collene, mikey dan, kristen, heather, justin, keegan |