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SEASON FOUR
1997

043 "Dammit, Hollywood"

Production Code: 4449
Original Air Date: 4 Jan 97
Written by: Michael Markowitz and Jeff Reno
Directed by: Peter Shin
Guest Cast:

Paul Dooley [ Voice of Unknown ]
Brendan Fraser [ Voice of Unknown ]
Maurice La Marche [ Voice of Unknown ]
Julie Moran [ Voice of Herself ]
Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
Roger Rose [ Voice of Unknown ]
Rodney Saulsberry [ Voice of Unknown ]

Annoyed with the current state of the film industry, Duckman goes to Hollywood to demand his $7 back. Instead, he falls into the plot of a soon-to-be deposed studio executive, a man who's looking for a patsy to run the studio into the ground in hopes of saving his own job. Duckman becomes head of Paradox Pictures, where "if it's a good movie its a Paradox". He quickly begins running through the studio's money, signs a secretary to a 340 million dollar deal to star in a movie in her underpants. The deposed executive also arranges it so that Duckman manages to alienate the studio's three biggest action stars.

044 "Coolio Runnings"

Production Code: 4446
Original Air Date: 11 Jan 97
Written by: Bill Canterbury and Gene Laufenberg and David Misch
Directed by: Jeff McGrath
Guest Cast:

Coolio [ Voice of Himself ]
Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
Ben Stein [ Voice of Dr. Ben Stein / Lionel Stein ]
Hattie Winston [ Voice of Unknown ]

With the Father & Son Games coming up, Duckman looks for an alternative to competing with Ajax. He spots a more than adequate replacement in recording artist Coolio, who's returned to school to replace his high school diploma.

NOTE: Coolio sings "Geto Hilites".

045 "Aged Heat 2: Women in Heat"

Production Code: 4440
Original Air Date: 18 Jan 97
Written by: Eva Almos and Ed Scharlach
Directed by: Peter Avanzino
Guest Cast:

Gina Belafonte [ Voice of Unknown ]
Sandra Bernhard [ Voice of the Warden ]
Farrah Forke [ Voice of Unknown ]
Sheena Easton [ Voice of Betty ]
Kathy Ireland [ Voice of Unknown ]
Cathy Moriarty [ Voice of Unknown ]

Duckman is imprisoned for killing Fluffy and Uranus, again. However, he is accidentally sent to a women's prison. A dream of his comes true! In fact Duckman fits in quite well and becomes the star attraction in the warden's side business, a dance ring. Everything's going great until Suzy comes along.

NOTE: Jason and Sheena sing "Carpet Party". The lyrics for the song were by Michael Markowitz. Music was by Michael Markowitz and Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega.

046 "All About Elliott"

Production Code: 4445
Original Air Date: 25 Jan 97
Written by: Gene Laufenberg
Directed by: Peter Shin
Guest Cast:

Chris Elliott [ Voice of (Dr. Reamus) Elliott ]
Catherine Cavadini [ Voice of Paperboy? ]

Duckman and Cornfed hire a college intern for the agency. The intern undermines Cornfed's reputation and indulges Duckman's self-destructive behavior. Duckman must choose between his flashy new assistant (who may be trying to kill him) and his old partner.

047 "From Brad to Worse"

Production Code: 4447
Original Air Date: 1 Feb 97
Written by: Michael Markowitz
Directed by: Peter Avanzino
Guest Cast:

John De Lancie [ Voice of Tyler Fitzgerald ]
Peter Scolari [ Voice of Brad ]
John Vernon [ Voice of Principal Dinkler ]

Duckman finds an old high school classmate who's been homeless due to something Duckman did to him 20 years ago. Duckman's attempts to help only make things worse.

NOTE: The lyrics for the Santa Rosita High School Fight Song were by Michael Markowitz. Music for the song was by guest star, Peter Scolari.

048 "Bonfire of the Panties"

Production Code: 4448
Original Air Date: 8 Feb 97
Written by: Michael Markowitz
Directed by: Anthony Bell
Guest Cast:

Jamie Hanes [ Voice of Unknown ]
Tom Kane [ Voice of Unknown ]
Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
Courtney Thorne-Smith [ Voice of Herself ]

Cornfed along with Charles and Mambo prepare the ultimate aphrodisiac for Duckman to turn his love life around. They give him a limited amount of the potion, but he quickly replicates it in huge batches. Now he has more woman than he can deal with. Bernice discovers what is going on and demans that he stop. When the real thing occurs between Duckman and actress Courtney Thorne-Smith, no one believes him.

NOTE: Jason and Courtney sing the "Theme From Jim Slate, Big Black Dick". The music and lyrics are by Michael Markowitz.

049 "Role With It"

Production Code: 4450
Original Air Date: 15 Feb 97
Written by: Michael Markowitz
Directed by: Anthony Bell
Guest Cast:

Dana Delaney [ Voice of Dr. Susan Fox ]
Michael Horse [ Voice of "Big Chief Fancy Pants" and other Native Americans ]
Russell Means [ Voice of Unknown ]
Steven Weber [ Brian Hackett, his character from Wings ]

Duckman takes the family and the staff on a holiday to a real Indian reservation, with a casino. While there, a psychiatrist notices Duckman and the rest of the family's overall self-destructive behavior. She offers them treatment that involves a role-playing session that uncovers some of their real issues.

NOTE: This episode starts with a FBI warning that states that your V-Chip is defective. Jason and the cast sing "Pass That Peace-Pipe". The lyrics for the song were by Michael Markowitz.

050 "Ajax and Ajaxer"

Production Code: 4451
Original Air Date: 22 Feb 97
Written by: Bill Canterbury
Directed by: Peter Avanzino
Guest Cast:

Michael Jeter [ Voice of Dr. William Blay ]
Maurice La Marche [ Voice of Merv Griffin ]
Nancy Linari [ Voice of Merv's Secretary ]

Duckman and Cornfed are hired to perform surveillance on a laboratory that is performing experiments on intelligence formulas. Cornfed accidentally swallows a "Get Dumb" formula, that falls in with the plans of the scientist who created it. If Cornfed gets cured, will Ajax lose his first true friend?

NOTE: This episode was dedicated as follows:
"In Loving Memory . . .
Dana Hill
May 6, 1964
July 15, 1996
We Miss You!".

Dana was the voice of Charles and she died of complications from diabetes. The voice of Charles has now been taken over by Pat Musick.

051 "With Friends Like These"

Production Code: 4452
Original Air Date: 1 Mar 97
Written by: Gene Laufenberg
Directed by: Steve Loter
Guest Cast:

Arye Gross [ Voice of Bobby or Pete ]
Jeremy Sisto [ Voice of Bobby or Pete ]
Theresa Randel [ Voice of Sassy ]
Alison LaPlaca [ Voice of Marion ]
Laura Leighton [ Voice of Ditzi ]
Merrill Markoe [ Voice of Super Agent Extraordinaire Skip Spike Bergenstock ]
Scott Wilk [ Singer of "Just Like Friends" ]

Duckman quests for friendship when Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise party. He begins hanging out at a coffee shop that is filled with a group of twenty-somethings named Ditzi, Bobby, Sassy, Pete and Marion. Together they discuss their "problems" a la Friends with a side of Ellen.

NOTE: The parody of the Friends theme "Just Like Friends" was sung probably by Scott Wilk, the only credit I can't identify. The lyrics for the song were by Gene Laufenberg. Music was by Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega.

052 "A Trophied Duck"

Production Code: 4453
Original Air Date: 8 Mar 97
Written by: Bill Canterbury
Directed by: Jeff McGrath
Guest Cast:

Amy Brenneman [ Voice of Lauren Simone ]
Jeff Bennett [ Voice of Unknown ]
Jerry Houser [ Voice of Unknown ]
Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]

Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an "achievement" award. When he gets there, he encounters an old rival from detective school. The rival is running the event and takes every opportunity to humiliate him. One of these methods involves an attempt to find a kidnapped Cornfed.

053 "A Star is Abhorred"

Production Code: 4454
Original Air Date: 15 Mar 97
Written by: Gene Laufenberg
Directed by: Jaime Diaz
Guest Cast:

Dom DeLuise [ Voice of the Governor ]
Flea [ Voice of Himself ]
Ice-T [ Voice of Himself ]
Art Kimbro [ Voice of Unknown ]
Kurt Loder [ Voice of Himself ]
Joe Mantegna [ Voice of Rube Richter ]
Kevin Schon [ Voice of Unknown ]
Mari Weiss [ Voice of Unknown ]

Duckman takes the family and Cornfed out for dinner. The karaoke machine comes out and Bernice's rantings against Duckman are heard by a record company big-wig. He markets her as an Alanis Morrisette type of singing sensation; however, the tour takes a toll on her and the family.

NOTE: Nancy sings "I Don't Have to Take Your Crap and Then I'll Make You Eat Them Hate You Hate You Hate You" and also "Home & Hearthy". The lyrics for the first song were by Gene Laufenberg. The lyrics for the second song were by Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega. Music for both songs were by Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega.

054 "Bev Takes a Holiday"

Production Code: 4455
Original Air Date: 22 Mar 97
Written by: Gene Laufenberg and Michael Markowitz and David Misch
Directed by: Stig Bergquist
Guest Cast:

Kathleen Freeman [ Voice of Nurse ]
Vicki Lawrence [ Voice of Herself ]
Eugene Levy [ Voice of Dr. Craig Ehrlich ]
John Rubano [ Voice of Brainless Sleazy Detective ]
Ben Stein [ Voice of Dr. Ben Stein ]

Bernice travels to Washington to assume her new role as Congresswoman. Duckman spots a woman who happens to look like Beatrice, but gets hit by a bus. It turns out that she is Beatrice and Bernice's long lost triplet. Bev realizes the only way to keep Duckman alive is to pretend to be Beatrice.

055 "Love! Anger! Kvetching! (a.k.a. Ain't Gonna Be No Mo No Mo')"

Production Code: 4456
Original Air Date: 12 Apr 97
Written by: Michael Markowitz
Directed by: Anthony Bell
Guest Cast:

Bob Guiccione [ Voice of Himself ]
Robert Klein [ Voice of Uncle Mo Dawkin ]
Joe Mantegna [ Voice of Rube Richter ]
Joe Walsh [ Voice of Himself ]

Duckman plans a big poker for the evening. Unfortunately before the game his obnoxious Uncle Mo arrives and claims he is dying. To avoid the curse that befell his cousin, Duckman tries to wait on him hand and foot. Just how much of his Uncle can he take?

NOTE: Each segment begins with a quote from the Bible. Joe Walsh sings his classic "Life's Been Good" at Mo's funeral with the special lyrics for the song written by Michael Markowitz.

056 "Duckman and Cornfed in 'Haunted Society Plumbers'"

Production Code: 4457
Original Air Date: 19 Apr 97
Written by: Gene Laufenberg and Michael Markowitz and David Misch
Directed by: Peter Avanzino
Guest Cast:

Beverly Archer [ Voice of Lady Calowina Worthington-Ford ]
Xander Berkeley [ Voice of Unknown ]
Dan Castellaneta [ Voice of Homer J. Simpson ]
Daniel Davis [ Voice of Unknown ]
Glenn Shadix [ Voice of Unknown ]
Nicholas Walker [ Voice of Unknown ]

Duckman and Cornfed become plumbers and their first job takes them to a society gathering in a mansion. While not doing his job, Duckman discovers that the cursed "Sharon Stone" is missing; he and Cornfed try to recover the diamond before the hostess discovers the theft. After the diamond is revealed to be missing, its curse comes into play and traps them in the mansion.

NOTE: Jason and Gregg sing "We're Plumbers (Love Theme From "Duckman and Cornfed in 'Haunted Society Plumbers'"", music and lyrics by David Misch. They also sing "That's Us", lyrics by Michael Markowitz and music by Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega. The end credits feature Homer recording his lines of dialog for his part. The credits also feature a special thank you to Matt Groening and The Simpsons along with Gracie Films and Fox Broadcasting.

057 "Ebony, Baby"

Production Code: 4458
Original Air Date: 26 Apr 97
Written by: Gene Grillo
Directed by: Steve Loter
Guest Cast:

Tisha Campbell [ Voice of Ebony Sable ]
Ice-T [ Voice of Taanzi ]
Montell Jordan [ Voice of Himself ]
Leila Kenzle [ Voice of Janeane ]
Taj Mahal [ Voice of Unknown ]
Taylor Negron [ Voice of Wilhelm van der Klerk ]
Jeremy Piven [ Voice of Victor DeMann ]
Shabaka [ Voice of Unknown ]
Michael Stanton [ Voice of Unknown ]

Cornfed leaves for a much needed vacation. While he is away, Duckman becomes mesmerized by a black model/private eye who quickly gets him involved in a world of murder, power, lust and every black exploitation cliché that exists with a side of a Spelling/Goldberg production.

NOTE: "Ebony's Theme", lyrics by Gene Grillo and music by Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega.

058 "Vuuck, as in Duck"

Production Code: 4460
Original Air Date: 3 May 97
Written by: Brett Baer and David Finkel
Directed by: Jeff McGrath
Guest Cast:

Jill Connick [ Voice of Unknown ]
Tim Curry [ Voice of Simon Desmond (not King Chicken!) ]
Nicole Eggert [ Voice of Unknown ]
Chick Hearn [ Voice of Himself ]
Kathy Ireland [ Voice of Unknown ]
Tom Kane [ Voice of Gene Vuuck ]
Maureen McGovern [ Voice of Ajax singing the National Anthem ]
Alison Moir [ Voice of Unknown ]

Duckman inherits a minor league baseball team as the dying wish of the owner who is trying to keep the team from hands of a banker. To boost attendance he stages a series of stunts, that humiliate and scare the players into quitting. He "hires" nine super-models to take their place and they are an instant success. Cornfed teaches them the fundamentals of baseball and they become a great team. The banker institutes a scheme to prevent the supermodels from winning the big game and Cornfed discovers his other scheme on the Internet in the newsgroup alt.villians.greedy-schemes.

NOTE: The title is a reference to the late Chicago White Sox and Cleveland Indians owner Bill Veeck's autobiography "Veeck as in Wreck." Cornfed is seen eating a hot dog; could that be considered some sort of cannibalism? Then again, most hot dogs might not have any sort of pork products in them.

059 "Crime, Punishment, War, Peace, and the Idiot"

Production Code: 4459
Original Air Date: 10 May 97
Written by: Howard Margulies
Directed by: Jaime Diaz
Guest Cast:

Ben Stein [ Voice of Dr. Ben Stein ]

Beverly asks Bernice if she knows anything about Grandma-ma's past. The coma-bound Grandma-ma recalls her past in a series of flashbacks that involves a tortured romance with two characters who look and sound a lot like Cornfed (Petrov) and Duckman (Trigorin) with Russian accents.

060 "Kidney, Popsicle and Nuts"

Production Code: 4461
Original Air Date: 24 May 97
Written by: David Silverman & Steve Sustarsic
Directed by: Stig Bergquist
Guest Cast:

John Astin [ Voice of Terry "Duke" Tetzloff ]
Brian Keith [ Voice of "President" ]
James Brown [ Voice of "Hostage Negotiator" ]
Ben Stein [ Voice of Dr. Ben Stein ]

Duckman needs a new kidney. To get one requires a donation from a blood relative. He searches for his father, who he thought was cryogenically frozen. Instead he discovers that the man he thought was his father, wasn't. Using the power of the Microsoft Network (Blatant Plug!), the twins and Cornfed find where dad is currently living. Duckman and Cornfed travel there, only to find that his is a paranoid schizophrenic who's formed his own country.

NOTE: James Brown sings "(Good God, Duckman) Give Yourself Up! (Give It Up, Part 1)", music by Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega. Lyrics for the song were by Gene Grillo, Gene Laufenberg, Howard Margulies, Michael Markowitz, David Misch, Ron Osborn and Jeff Reno.

061 "The Tami Show"

Production Code: 4462
Original Air Date: 14 Jun 97
Written by: Eva Almos & Ed Scharlach
Directed by: Anthony Bell
Guest Cast:

Kim Cattrall [ Voice of Tami ]
Greg Cupoli [ Voice of Unknown ]
Danny Mann [ Voice of Unknown ]

Duckman backs his car into a cute girl in front the house. Finding out that she is on her own, Beverly and the family invite her to stay; however, Beverly becomes the victim when Tami tries to takeover a have a "perfect family."

062 "My Feral Lady"

Production Code: 4463
Original Air Date: 21 Jun 97
Written by: Dan Gerson s: Dan Gerson and Reid Harrison
Directed by: Peter Avanzino
Guest Cast:

John Astin [ Voice of Terry "Duke" Tetzloff ]
Mary Gallagher [ Voice of Unknown ]
Leeza Gibbons [ Herself ]
Kristen Johnson [ Voice of Kathy Lee ]
Vic Polizis [ Voice of Unknown ]
Harve Presnell [ Voice of Sir Declan McManus ]

Duckman purchases a mail-order bride, from Tetzloff; however, she's really a jungle savage. With Cornfed's help, they attempt to civilize her a'la My Fair Lady. He asks for her hand in marriage on a "Surprise Proposals" episode of Leeza and things go awry when the flashbulbs go off.

NOTE: Declan McManus is the real name of singer, songwriter Elvis Costello. Harve, Kristen and the crowd sing the haunting Scottish lullaby "Eeka Beeka Boo" (Love Theme From 'My Feral Lady')", music by David Misch and Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega. Lyrics for the song were by Gene Laufenberg, Howard Margulies and David Misch.

063 "Westward No!"

Production Code: 4464
Original Air Date: 28 Jun 97
Written by: Jed Spingarn
Directed by: Steve Loter
Guest Cast:

Jim Cummings [ Voice of Big Jack McBastard ]
Estelle Getty [ Voice of Aunt Jane ]
Nick Jameson [ Voice of Unknown ]
Ron Palillo [ Voice of Himself ]
Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]

Cornfed invites Beverly to join him on a trip to his Aunt's catfish ranch. Duckman, jealous of Cornfed's interest in Bev, tags along for the ride. After getting the ranch hands fired, Duckman and the gang must help the foreman, Big Jack McBastard, on the big catfish drive to Texas. On part of their drive involves crossing "Hell's Toilet," where "the days are so hot they can boil your brain and the nights are colder than David Caruso's film career." After Duckman accidentally kills Big Jack, they are on their own.

064 "Short, Plush and Deadly"

Production Code: 4465
Original Air Date: 12 Jul 97
Written by: Lisa Moricoli Latham
Directed by: Jeff McGrath and Steve Ressel
Guest Cast:

Jim Bailey [ Voice of Himself ]
Maureen McGovern [ Singing Voice of Ajax ]
Tom Wilson [ Voice of Park Ranger "Smith" ]

The family goes on a dream holiday camping trip. At the park, they run into Fluffy and Uranus who are also on holiday. However, Duckman quickly puts them to work and gets himself banished from the campground. He takes Fluffy, Uranus and Cornfed with him off into the woods, but the accompanying trio gets stung by bees. Cornfed's head swells and an allergic reaction causes Fluffy and Uranus to grow to gigantic proportions and become homicidal. Hearing Duckman's screams, Beverly and a reluctant Bernice go to the rescue leaving entertainer Jim Bailey keeps the boys and Grandma-ma entertained.

065 "How to Suck in Business Without Really Trying"

Production Code: 4466
Original Air Date: 19 Jul 97
Written by: Ellis Weiner
Directed by: Jaime Diaz
Guest Cast:

Robert Cait [ Voice of Unknown ]
Gilbert Gottfried [ Voice of Art DeSalvo ]
Dorian Harewood [ Booming Voice in Auditorium ]
Mike Madeoy [ Voice of Unknown ]
Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
Alan Rosenberg [ Voice of Unknown ]
Paul Sorvino [ Voice of Unknown ]

Duckman sells his identity to the Variecom corporation for $1000, which he immediately spends. Unable to use his own name or image, he is left penniless. He even tries to become a Duckman impersonator, until he is "downsized." Then he conceives a plan to get his self-respect and identity back. Meanwhile, Cornfed leaves to rejoin the 80's band A Flock of Seagulls.

NOTE: Jason sings "I've Finally Made It", music by Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega. Lyrics for the song were by Gene Grillo and Michael Markowitz.

066 "You've Come the Wrong Way, Baby"

Production Code: 4467
Original Air Date: 26 Jul 97
Written by: Gene Laufenberg and Howard Margulies
Directed by: Stig Bergquist
Guest Cast:

Brian Doyle Murray [ Voice of Agnes Delrooney ]
Ed Gilbert [ Voice of Unknown ]
Erv Immerman [ Voice of Unknown ]
Maurice La Marche [ Voice of Unknown ]
Jim Varney [ Voice of Tobacco CEO ]

Mambo is caught with a cigarette in his mouth; Bernice takes action in Congress. A tobacco company CEO invites her and the family to enjoy the hospitality of the tobacco industry. When Bernice won't change her position, they are put to work picking tobacco. Rescue seems hopeless, until Agnes Delrooney, reveals that she has been hiding out as Grand-ma-ma all this time. She makes an escape, with Duckman handcuffed to her.

NOTE: The episode ended with this caption "Ironically, the Duckman production staff smoked 45 cartons of cigarettes during the production of this episode."

067 "Hamlet 2: This Time It's Personal"

Production Code: 4468
Original Air Date: 2 Aug 97
Written by: David Misch
Directed by: Anthony Bell
Guest Cast:

Tim Curry [ Voice of George Herbert Walker "King" Chicken ]
Robert Klein [ Voice of the Ghost of Uncle Mo Dorkin ]
Jeffrey Tambor [ Voice of Psychiatrist ]

Cornfed undergoes analysis and relates this tale about Duckman seeing the ghost of his uncle who says that Duckman's father was murdered by King Chicken. Duckman hangs with Bernice and King Chicken while pretending to be crazy. Cornfed realizes that Duckman is living out the plot of "Hamlet," that will eventually lead to Duckman's death.

068 "Class Warfare"

Production Code: 4469
Original Air Date: 16 Aug 97
Written by: Gene Grillo and Michael Markowitz
Directed by: Peter Avanzino
Guest Cast:

Burt Reynolds [ Voice of the Judge ]
Richard Libertini [ Voice of Unknown ]
Jason Marsden [ Voice of Unknown ]
Tamala Jones [ Voice of Unknown ]
Mayte Vilan [ Voice of Unknown ]
Maurico Mendoza [ Voice of Unknown ]
Steve Zirnkilton [ Voice of Unknown ]

Convicted of fraud, Duckman is sentenced to 5,000 hours of community service. He is sent to a dangerous inner-city high school, located a half a block from his house, where he becomes a substitute teacher and it turns out that his is the most "Dangerous Mind."

069 "Where No Duckman Has Gone Before"

Production Code: 4470
Original Air Date: 23 Aug 97
Written by: Gene Laufenberg
Directed by: Steve Loter
Guest Cast:

Tim Curry [ Voice of Khan Chicken ]
Marina Sirtis [ Voice of Aurora Abromowitz ]
James Doohan [ Voice of Kardassian ]
Gilbert Gottfried [ Voice of Art "Bones" McSalvo ]
Leonard Nimoy [ Himself ]

In a send-up of the Paramount franchise, Eric Tiberius Duckman, captain of the starship Enterprise matches wits against the evil Khan Chicken.

NOTE: In this episode, Jason gets to play a role based on the character made famous by the actor who he most admired growing up, William Shatner.

070 "Four Weddings Inconceivable"

Production Code: 4471
Original Air Date: 6 Sep 97
Written by: Michael Markowitz
Directed by: Steve Ressel
Guest Cast:

Tim Curry [ Voice of George Herbert Walker "King" Chicken ]
Judith Light [ Voice of Honey (Ursula Bacon) Chicken ]
Michelle Nicastro [ Voice of Dana Raynard or Coco L'available ]
Ben Stein [ Voice of Dr. Ben Stein ]

At the wedding of Dr. Ben Stein, a series of emotional epiphanies lead to an amazing set of marriage proposals. King Chicken proposes to Bernice. Cornfed proposes to Beverly. Duckman proposes to his new love, King Chicken's ex Honey. After many arguments between the principles, Duckman says he will make all the arrangements, thereby letting everyone blame him. Despite his arrangements, the ceremony goes off with the appropriate hitches, except that Duckman finds out something that Cornfed forgot to tell him.

NOTE: This episode ends in a major cliffhanger, that may or may not ever be resolved. Let's all hope it is, on a different channel at a better time.

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