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Private Dick / Family Man
SEASON TWO
1995
014 "Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W."
- Production Code: 4215
- Original Air Date: 11 Mar 95
- Written by: Michael Markowitz
- Directed by: Norton Virgien
- Guest Cast:
- Gilbert Gottfried [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Ron Leibman [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Rick Overton [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Sheryl Bernstein [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Mark De Carlo [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Denny Bishop [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Jim Cummings [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Charles Shaughnessy [ Duckman ]
- Tasia Valenza [ Bernice ]
- Gregg Berger [ Cornfed ]
- Neriah Davis [ Herself ]
- Karen Roe [ Herself ]
- Robert Lennon [ Ninja #1 ]
- Jordan "J.J." Perry [ Ninja #2 ]
- Keythe Farley [ Ninja #3 ]
- Mitch Watson [ Murdered Father ]
- Peter Savage [ Dead Assassin ]
- Erle McCan [ Dead Body #1 ]
- Josef Spaan [ Dead Body #2 ]
- Kerry McCluggage [ The President ]
While trying to grab a couple of women in the ass, Duckman saves the president's life. When this fact is later revealed, Duckman tries to capitalize on his sleazy image.
NOTE:
Part of this episode featured live action sequences, as though it were really a made for USA Network movie. The actors listed for this episode after Jim Cummings, were credit as appearing in the live action sequences.
015 "Married Alive"
- Production Code: 4214
- Original Air Date: 18 Mar 95
- Written by: Bernie Keating
- Directed by: Raymie Muzquiz
- Guest Cast:
- David Rasche [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
- William Woodson [ Voice of Unknown ]
Bernice returns home with news that she is getting married to a self-made billionaire who plans to take her and the kids away with him to Europe, leaving Duckman alone.
016 "Days of Whining and Neurosis"
- Production Code: 4216
- Original Air Date: 25 Mar 95
- Written by: Gary Glasberg
- Directed by: John Eng
- Guest Cast:
- Conchata Ferrell [ Voice of Roxanne ]
- Frank Renzulli [ Voice of Roulette ]
- Jim Cummings [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Charlie Adler [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Kevin Meaney [ Voice of John ]
Duckman & Cornfed go undercover into an exclusive celebrity-filled health spa to investigate one of the support groups.
017 "Inherit the Judgment: The Dope's Trial"
- Production Code: 4217
- Original Air Date: 3 Apr 95
- Written by: Michael Markowitz
- Directed by: Jeff McGrath
- Guest Cast:
- Tim Curry [ Voice of (George Herbert Walker) "King" Chicken ]
- Robert Curtis-Brown [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
Duckman, in search of his free clock radio, takes the family out to the desert. They wind up in a small town where "King" Chicken is the sheriff and Duckman is put on trial for being a heretic.
018 "America the Beautiful"
- Production Code: 4218
- Original Air Date: 10 Apr 95
- Written by: Bill Canterbury & Gene Laufenberg
- Directed by: Paul Demeyer
- Guest Cast:
- James Belushi [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Bobcat Goldthwait [ Voice of Unknown ]
- June Lockhart [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Heather Locklear [ Voice of America ]
- Dustin Saiki [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Steven Weber [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Sabrina Wiener [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Alan Young [ Voice of Unknown ]
As the disclaimer says at the beginning this episode is full "of heavy handed and over-obvious allegory," when for some children, Duckman and Cornfed search for what has become of a beautiful model named America.
019 "The Germ Turns"
- Production Code: 4219
- Original Air Date: 17 Apr 95
- Written by: Jim Pond & Bill Fuller
- Directed by: Bob Hathcock
- Guest Cast:
- Ed Asner [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Mary Gallagher [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Janeane Garofolo [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Katey Sagal [ Voice of Duckman's Mother ]
The family goes to a new age fair and at one of the booths, Duckman meets his mother who's been reincarnated as a "highly infectious germ". He learns that if he parents his children correctly he won't come back as germ, so he showers his kids with too much affection.
020 "In the Nam of the Father"
- Production Code: 4220
- Original Air Date: 24 Apr 95
- Written by: Jeff Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
- Directed by: Norton Virgien
- Guest Cast:
- Margaret Cho [ Voice of Mai Lin ]
- George Kennedy [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Maurice La Marche [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Danny Mann [ Voice of Unknown ]
The son Cornfed never knew he had arrives at the office and Cornfed travels back to Vietnam to find the mother and the truth. Duckman takes his family along on the trip for a much needed vacation and must also deal with the flashbacks he is experiencing.
021 "Research and Destroy"
- Production Code: 4221
- Original Air Date: 1 May 95
- Written by: Jay Moriarty
- Story by: Jeff Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
- Directed by: John Eng
- Guest Cast:
- Ed Begley Jr. [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Jack Carter [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Andy Houts [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Laurie Metcalf [ Voice of Unknown ]
- John Pankow [ Voice of Unknown ]
Ajax's natural talent for poetry makes him popular. Duckman gets him signed to a contract for a job creating greeting cards, but Ajax isn't happy with his new occupation.
022 "Clip Job"
- Production Code: 4222
- Original Air Date: 8 May 95
- Written by: David Misch
- Directed by: Jeff McGrath
- Guest Cast:
- Ben Stiller [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Jim Cummings [ Voice of Unknown ]
- Walt Reno [ Voice of Unknown ]
Duckman is kidnapped by an irate viewer who doesn't like the lack of morals portrayed on his television show.
NOTE:
What a way to do a clip show!