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All Hacks Stats Fest!

Most, Greatest, Longest …

Most Goals Scored:
11 goals vs A Familia
(S9, R09, 08/10/06)
11 goals vs Soggy Biscuits
(S9, R13, 05/11/06)

Most Goals Conceded:
13 goals vs Talking Hands
(S1, R04, 21/04/02)

Greatest Winning Margin:
10 goals vs A Familia
(S9, R09, 08/10/06)

Greatest Losing Margin:
12 goals vs Talking Hands
(S1, R04, 21/04/02)

Longest Undefeated Streak:
13 matches (W 11, D 2)
(from S6, R05 to S6, SF)

Longest Winning Streak:
7 matches
(from S4, R09 to S4, R15)
7 matches
(from S6, R11 to S6, SF)
7 matches
(from S8, R17 to S9, R03)

Longest Losing Streak:
11 matches
(from S7, R05 to S7, R15)

 

Trophy Cabinet

Premierships: 2
Minor Premiers: 1
Runners-Up: 1
Preliminary Finalists: 2
Semi Finalists: 1
Wooden Spoons: 2

 

Finals Record

Finals Played: 14
Finals Won: 8
Finals Lost: 5
Finals Drawn: 1
Semi Finals (5-1-1)
Preliminary Finals (1-2)
Grand Finals (2-2)
Goals For: 56
Goals Against: 52
Goal Difference: +4

 

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All Hacks FC: Hall Of Fame

All Hacks FC Premiership Squad @ 06/08/2006
Ara, Anisha, Kheang, Justin, Jeff, Harinder, Ajay, Maal, Thanh

"Club Champion" Award:
(Best and Fairest player of the year)

2002 - Adrian (9.5 wins, 24 matches, 9 goals)
2003 - Ajay (13 wins, 23 matches, 18 goals)
2004 - Kheang (6 wins, 14 matches, 21 goals)
2005 - Kheang (13 wins, 32 matches, 37 goals)
2006 - Kheang (19.5 wins, 30 matches, 26 goals)

"All Hacks Idol" Award:
(all-time All Hacks Most Valuable Player)

2002 - Adrian (9.5 wins, 24 matches, 9 goals = 128 votes)
2003 - Alan (15.5 wins, 30 matches, 49 goals = 208 votes)
2004 - Sung (28 wins, 60 matches, 17 goals = 251 votes)
2005 - Kheang (19.5 wins, 49 matches, 60 goals = 329 votes)
2006 - Kheang (39 wins, 79 matches, 86 goals = 502 votes)

"Golden Shoe" Award:
(formerly known as "Golden Boot" Award)
(leading goal-scorer of the season)

Season 1 (2002) - Sung (10 goals, 14 matches)
Season 2 (2002) - Alan (23 goals, 12 matches)
Season 3 (2003) - Alan (24 goals, 14 matches)
Season 4 (2003) - Anisha (15 goals, 7 matches)
Season 5 (2004) - Anisha (22 goals, 9 matches)
Season 6 (2005) - Moe (27 goals, 11 matches)
Season 7 (2005) - Kheang (13 goals, 16 matches)
Season 8 (2006) - Anisha (27 goals, 12 matches)
Season 9 (2006) - David D. (23 goals, 9 matches)

"Platinum Moccasin" Standings:
(all-time leading goal-scorer for the All Hacks)

86 - Kheang
65 - Anisha
50 - Alan
47 - Moe
45 - Thanh
38 - Adrian
36 - Ajay
34 - Ara
31 - Maal
23 - David D.
18 - Jeff
17 - Sung
16 - Sophal
15 - Khar, "Default"
14 - Justin
12 - Masum
11 - Alain
10 - Daniel
9 - Francis
8 - Lek
7 - Yani
5 - Chi, Sam
3 - Peter, Shan
2 - Alex, Cooma, Gerald, Harinder, Tuan
1 - Abi, Amar, David, Edward, Ian, Justin A., Mak, Ngo, Ralph, Siwei, Soliman, Steve (II)

"Trigger Happy" Register:
(hat-tricks in a match)

13 - Anisha
Season 4, Round 12 (12/10/2003) vs Rockin' Elvises (3 goals)
Season 4, Round 13 (20/10/2003) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (4 goals)
Season 4, Round 14 (26/10/2003) vs Clayton Pride (3 goals)
Season 4, Semi Final (17/11/2003) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (3 goals)
Season 5, Round 14 (11/07/2004) vs C.F. Adonis (3 goals)
Season 5, Round 16 (25/07/2004) vs Red R's (5 goals)
Season 5, Semi Final (29/08/2004) vs Red R's (5 goals)
Season 5, Grand Final (05/09/2004) vs Red R's (3 goals)
Season 8, Round 10 (05/06/2006) vs Golden Greeks (4 goals)
Season 8, Round 12 (18/06/2006) vs Ghetto Super Stars (3 goals)
Season 8, Round 17 (23/07/2006) vs Golden Greeks (3 goals)
Season 8, Semi Final (02/08/2006) vs D.J. United (4 goals)
Season 8, Grand Final (06/08/2006) vs C.C. (4 goals)

12 - Kheang
Season 5, Round 02 (19/04/2004) vs Red R's (3 goals)
Season 5, Round 03 (26/04/2004) vs Shaolin Soccer (5 goals)
Season 5, Round 09 (06/06/2004) vs Red R's (3 goals)
Season 5, Round 14 (11/07/2004) vs C.F. Adonis (3 goals)
Season 6, Round 02 (13/02/2005) vs Clayton Pride (3 goals)
Season 6, Round 12 (01/05/2005) vs Colonel's Choice (4 goals)
Season 6, Round 13 (08/05/2005) vs Clayton Pride (3 goals)
Season 6, Round 16 (29/05/2005) vs Rain (3 goals)
Season 7, Round 15 (25/09/2005) vs Eurovision (3 goals)
Season 9, Round 07 (24/09/2006) vs F.C. Bobby (3 goals)
Season 9, Round 09 (08/10/2006) vs A Familia (5 goals)
Season 9, Round 17 (10/12/2006) vs Zos (3 goals)

10 - Moe
Season 6, Round 06 (13/03/2005) vs Team Discovery Ch. (3 goals)
Season 6, Round 08 (03/04/2005) vs Team Discovery Ch. (4 goals)
Season 6, Round 09 (10/04/2005) vs Rain (3 goals)
Season 6, Round 11 (24/04/2005) vs Gigantor (4 goals)
Season 6, Round 12 (01/05/2005) vs Colonel's Choice (4 goals)
Season 6, Round 15 (22/05/2005) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (3 goals)
Season 9, Round 11 (22/10/2006) vs My-Cup (3 goals)
Season 9, Round 13 (05/11/2006) vs Soggy Biscuits (4 goals)
Season 9, Round 17 (10/12/2006) vs Zos (4 goals)
Season 9, Round 19 (07/01/2007) vs Yemazel (3 goals)

6 - Alan
Season 2, Round 08 (15/09/2002) vs S.T.B. (3 goals)
Season 2, Round 10 (29/09/2002) vs Dirty Sanchez (4 goals)
Season 2, Round 15 (03/11/2002) vs S.T.B. (3 goals)
Season 3, Round 08 (18/05/2003) vs That's Us (3 goals)
Season 3, Round 09 (25/05/2003) vs Mad Skillz (4 goals)
Season 3, Round 13 (22/06/2003) vs That's Us (4 goals)

5 - David D.
Season 9, Round 01 (13/08/2006) vs Sup Bee Archers (3 goals)
Season 9, Round 05 (10/09/2006) vs M.C. Players (4 goals)
Season 9, Round 11 (22/10/2006) vs My-Cup (3 goals)
Season 9, Round 13 (05/11/2006) vs Soggy Biscuits (5 goals)
Season 9, Round 14 (12/11/2006) vs Confused (4 goals)

3 - Maal
Season 4, Round 15 (03/11/2003) vs Brazilian Whacks (3 goals)
Season 5, Round 19 (15/08/2004) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (3 goals)
Season 9, Round 01 (13/08/2006) vs Sup Bee Archers (3 goals)

3 - Jeff
Season 8, Round 17 (23/07/2006) vs Golden Greeks (4 goals)
Season 9, Round 08 (01/10/2006) vs Dick Van Dykes (3 goals)
Season 9, Round 09 (08/10/2006) vs A Familia (6 goals)

3 - Ara
Season 4, Round 05 (24/08/2003) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (3 goals)
Season 8, Round 14 (02/07/2006) vs F.C. Bobby (4 goals)
Season 9, Round 12 (29/10/2006) vs Ghetto Super Stars (3 goals)

2 - Sung
Season 1, Round 09 (26/05/2002) vs Team Seb (3 goals)
Season 1, Round 12 (24/06/2002) vs Talking Hands (3 goals)

2 - Ajay
Season 2, Round 12 (13/10/2002) vs Bacon Boys (3 goals)
Season 4, Round 05 (24/08/2003) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (3 goals)

1 - Sam
Season 4, Round 12 (12/10/2003) vs Rockin' Elvises (4 goals)

1 - Justin
Season 4, Round 13 (20/10/2003) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (3 goals)

1 - Sophal
Season 5, Round 14 (11/07/2004) vs C.F. Adonis (3 goals)

1 - Masum
Season 6, Round 10 (17/04/2005) vs Points For Trying (3 goals)

1 - Daniel
Season 6, Round 15 (22/05/2005) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (5 goals)

1 - Khar
Season 9, Round 03 (27/08/2006) vs Yemazel (4 goals)

1 - Yani
Season 9, Round 21 (21/01/2007) vs House Soccer (4 goals)

"An Affair To Remember" Register:
(scoring a goal on debut for the All Hacks)

#02 - Francis
Season 1, Round 01 (25/03/2002) vs Claghoffers (1 goal)

#09 - Sung
Season 1, Round 01 (25/03/2002) vs Claghoffers (1 goal)

#11 - Chi
Season 1, Round 01 (25/03/2002) vs Claghoffers (1 goal)

#13 - Gerald
Season 1, Round 01 (25/03/2002) vs Claghoffers (1 goal)

#17 - Shan
Season 1, Round 03 (15/04/2002) vs Tsubasa (1 goal)

#18 - Alex
Season 1, Round 07 (13/05/2002) vs Tsubasa (1 goal)

#19 - Alan
Season 1, Round 09 (26/05/2002) vs Team Seb (2 goals)

#27 - Siwei
Season 2, Round 05 (26/08/2002) vs Bacon Boys (1 goal)

#29 - Ajay
Season 2, Round 08 (15/09/2002) vs S.T.B. (1 goal)

#30 - Mak
Season 3, Round 04 (23/04/2003) vs Mad Skillz (1 goal)

#32 - Kheang
Season 3, Round 05 (27/04/2003) vs C.F. Adonis (1 goal)

#33 - Maal
Season 3, Round 10 (01/06/2003) vs C. F. Adonis (2 goals)

#35 - Sophal
Season 4, Round 01 (27/07/2003) vs S.T.B. (2 goals)

#36 - Tuan
Season 4, Round 01 (27/07/2003) vs S.T.B. (2 goals)

#42 - Anisha
Season 4, Round 09 (21/09/2003) vs Clayton Pride (2 goals)

#44 - David
Season 4, Round 12 (12/10/2003) vs Rockin' Elvises (1 goal)

#49 - Ngo
Season 5, Round 06 (16/05/2004) vs Clayton Pride (1 goal)

#60 - Moe
Season 6, Round 05 (06/03/2005) vs Colonel's Choice (2 goals)

#61 - Daniel
Season 6, Round 15 (22/05/2005) vs F.C. Sambos Utd. (5 goals)

#64 - Steve (II)
Season 7, Round 05 (17/07/2005) vs Eurovision (1 goal)

#75 - Soliman
Season 7, Round 14 (18/09/2005) vs Haka (1 goal)

#82 - Jeff
Season 8, Round 16 (16/07/2006) vs D.J. United (1 goal)

#83 - David D.
Season 9, Round 01 (13/08/2006) vs Sup Bee Archers (3 goals)

#86 - Amar
Season 9, Round 16 (03/12/2006) vs Sup Bee Archers (1 goal)

#87 - Yani
Season 9, Round 21 (21/01/2006) vs House Soccer (4 goals)

#88 - Ralph
Season 9, Round 22 (28/01/2006) vs Notting Hill United (1 goal)

"Master Of Your Domain" Standings:
(all-time leading goalkeeper for the All Hacks)

65 - Justin
30 - Keong
24 - Sung
14 - Shaun
7 - Harinder
5 - Adrian
4 - Abhrajit
2 - Justin (Scrub), Sandy
1 - David X., Khar, Kheang, Kin, Masum, Mov

"Clean Sheet" Register:
(no goals conceded in a match)

3 - Sung
Season 2, Round 09 (22/09/2002) vs Fast & Furious (4-0)
Season 5, Round 04 (02/05/2004) vs Rain (4-0)
Season 5, Semi Final (29/08/2004) vs Red R's (9-0)

3 - Justin
Season 6, Round 07 (20/03/2005) vs Clayton Pride (4-0)
Season 6, Round 08 (03/04/2005) vs Team Discovery Channel (5-0)
Season 8, Round 12 (18/06/2006) vs Ghetto Super Stars (5-0)

1 - Keong
Season 4, Round 06 (31/08/2003) vs Clayton Pride (4-0)

1 - Adrian
Season 4, Round 14 (26/10/2003) vs Clayton Pride (7-0)

"Sin Bin" Register:
(awarded a yellow/red card during a match)

1 - Ajay
Season 8, Round 11 (11/06/2006) vs Yemazel (yellow card)

"Glutton For Punishment" Standings:
(all-time most capped All Hacks player)

156 - Justin
136 - Thanh
100 - Adrian
79 - Kheang
65 - Ajay
63 - Sung
48 - Maal
43 - Keong, Peter
42 - Harinder
35 - Alan
32 - Ara, Francis, Justin A.
30 - Masum
29 - Anisha
26 - Alain, Shaun
23 - Moe, Sophal
19 - Danny
16 - Abhrajit, Khar
12 - Ian, Lek
11 - Chi
9 - David D.
7 - Jeff
6 - Daniel
5 - Gerald, Mov, Shan
4 - Irah, Kan, Sam
3 - Huy, Justin (Scrub), Khai, Marco, Nick, Rob, Simon, Wai, Yani
2 - Alex, Cooma, David, Edward, Fong, John, Jomini, Ngo, Ping, Rob (II), Sandy, Tuan

"One Night Stand" Register:
(one-match wonders for the All Hacks)

#21 - Jonathan
#27 - Siwei
#30 - Mak
#39 - Eric
#41 - Steven
#43 - Pin
#45 - Patrick
#48 - Steve
#50 - David X.
#53 - Binny
#54 - Eric (II)
#63 - Ben
#64 - Steve (II)
#65 - Danny (II)
#66 - Chester
#67 - Hubert
#68 - Nick (II)
#69 - Patrick (II)
#70 - Sunny
#71 - Ali
#72 - Aries
#73 - Eros
#74 - Poseidon
#75 - Soliman
#76 - Levent
#78 - John V.
#79 - Paul
#80 - Ashley
#81 - Javier
#85 - Charles
#86 - Amar
#88 - Ralph

 

 

 
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