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2006 Record
Matches Played: 43
Matches Won: 24
Matches Lost: 15
Matches Drawn: 4
Goals For: 208
Goals Against: 159
Goal Difference: +49
Bonus Points: 28
Total Points: 104
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All Hacks FC Premiership Squad @ 06/08/2006
Ara, Anisha, Kheang, Justin, Jeff, Harinder, Ajay, Maal, Thanh
Club Champion 2006
After collecting the wooden spoon at the end of 2005, the All Hacks managed to persuade (or blackmail!) a total number of 33 players in 2006 to play for at least one match, and at times sacrificing their dignity and reputation for a worthwhile cause. After 43 matches in 2006, featuring some glorious moments and some we would rather forget, it is fitting that we celebrate our premiership year, by honouring the player judged the Best and Fairest in 2006 (much to my disappointment, it's not me!).
Club Champion votes are based purely on statistical merit via a 2-1-4-1 basis, as since you all know, statistics never lie (and cannot be disputed)! In response to certain criticisms about the contentious voting system, the generous "sympathy votes" distributed to compensate the unfortunate goalkeepers of each match, have been scaled down in weight.
Congratulations, Kheang, the All Hacks' Club Champion for 2006. During 2006, Kheang made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of the side - relinquishing his role as designated penalty-taker - and thus, self-sabotaged his charge towards reaching the magical 100th goal milestone. Kheang has now collected back-to-back-to-back Club Champion Awards. A champion… now becomes a legend!
