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| --------------------------------- NEWS, ETC. --------------------------------- April 15, 2004 Can you believe it? It's been over a year and yet, I've returned to do more damage to this already handi-capable website. Please, forgive me. Funny how in my last entry I commented on this lame-ass war, and it's still going on. Thank you, President Bush. I think the only thing you could do to make me happier would be...hmmm...start a DRAFT! I can't wait to flee to Canada and the safety of legal hash bars. Ain't cowardice grand? Anyway, back to business. There are three new sections added to the Picture Gallery, as well as a page on my latest man-crush, Danny Elfman. Even more will be added, but it takes time people! If something is incomplete now, don't worry, it'll be fixed within the next few weeks. I look forward to your reactions, although there really ain't much to react to, yet. March 31, 2003 War is upon us. It's been here for a while, but I haven't even thought about touching this site until today. Let's be honest, it's a fucking wreck, like our foreign policy. So I guess I don't care if anyone reads it anymore. Much thanks to those who used to read and tell me you liked it. I always had good friends. I guess depression is the word for this month, and nothing is the action. Nothing at all. Indifference toward love (a lot of confusion as well), inaction toward my own growing decay, I suppose I'm Embracing Decline. p.s. That nonsense about the mailing list below, ignore it. Oh wait...you already did.... December 7, 2002 ATTENTION! The site has been redone...a little anyway. And the most important part is that you can make me an even bigger part of your life. Aren't you excited? Join the EVILDOERS mailing list. Here's how easy it is: email me at [email protected] and I'll let you know about site updates and my personal woes. Does life get any better? p.s. sorry it took so long for me to change this page. November 1, 2002 Ahhh, Halloween has once again come and gone. Instead of handing out cocaine laced candy to children and luring them into my van, I decided to attend a concert. The String Cheese Incident as it were and needless to say it was relatively insane. I think the venue hired Amsterdam to hang out with the audience in the upper balcony, because I've never seen so many cigarettes/joints/general intoxicants in such a nice theater. March 11, 2002 The Site is entirely revamped. After vast construction (at least two hours worth), we now have an almost functioning menu bar. It's that little thing that says "Evil Stuff" in blue to the left of this box. If you click on the subheadings that are underlined, it'll whisk you away to another magical part of this website. I apologize if you already knew how a menu worked. The bad news is, there isn't much content. The good news is there are lots of pretty pictures. ----------------------------------------------------------- |
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| Thought for the week (left) : When you think life is bad, remember what my man Devastatin' Dave says: ZAP! Photo suggested by Michael Hendley, my man in Amsterdam. |
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