Andy Pettitte                    Hideki Irabu
 Click here if you hate the Yankees!
Charlie Hayes            Dino Radja            Bob Hamelin

The little bastard that caught the "home run" in 1996 when Baltimore played New York
The girl in the Welch's commercials      The Pepsi girl

          Rob Dibble's goutee                                   Female sports broadcasters or DJ's

             Olson Twins (until they turn 18) 

  "Sportscenter" wanna-bes                      The guy who wrote that "Children" song (1996)

90% of the workers at Funcoland                                     Calvin Klein models
    Marge Simpson                      Early "Seinfeld" episodes

                 Occasionally the USA Network                                               

MTV (who screwed me outta World Series tix...bastards.  Plus half their stuff SUCKS.)

            Carson Daly (even if I was on TRL)
                                                    "I had his nuts right here, man..."
 

                Mr. Garroshen              Overprotective parents                  Jean Binnet Ramsey

    Bud Selig                                                         William and Ross Thornton

Margaret Cho          Femminists             Shirley Temple

        Kids in the National Spelling Bee (Smelly Fingers)                                   Hypocrites

                               People who wear baggy pants sagged to their knees with a belt

Bitches

Wigger bitches

Wigger bitches who smoke
      People who wear Boss and Tommy Hillfiger clothes          Marcus Camby

                         People who wear those gaudy, ugly as sin gold name plates as necklaces

   Girls who role up their T-shirt sleeves                                              The Snapple Lady

                                                   Business owners that put their kids in their commercials

                             Girls (especially hot ones) who have excessive body hair

Kids in the commercials for 3rd world countries

   Steven Segal        Keanu Reeves             Mike Piazza

                                                                          Anyone with New York accent

       The Fabulous Sports Babe                         Dr. Laura                         Kids who sing

                                          George W. Bush 
              Click on me to read all the dumb things I say on a regular basis!

     Joe Torre                        George Steinbrenner                   Andrew Guilliani

Immigrants who can't speak English

            Ganstas, especially little ones              Rap bitches like Eve 

                                                         Girls who wear shirts that say "Princess"

Sandra Bernhardt      Richard Lewis     Keenan and Kel in "Good Burger"

    Female jocks                       Women who cover themselves up the morning after

                        Bob Sagat              Fat people who drink diet soda

            Meryll Streep       The Lifetime Network             WNBA        Princess Di

 People who use the term "Subway Series"          Guys who act gay but say they aren't

Howard Stern and Robin   Doogie Howser 

     Fred Savage              Fran Drescher

        Young Republicans/Democrats                                             Tony Danza

  Golden Girls              Bjork                     Pete Nichols

Kids who smack the bottoms of their glasses to get the last drops of their drink

                Hot girls who take SPED classes      Hot girls who shop with their mothers

    Tough guys                                                                                               Gym rats

       Kenny Mayne                   Jim Rome 

Paula Poundstone             People who use the term "Paporottzi"
 
 
 
 

Now that you've been overcome with hate and annoyance, you may leave.